Sounds like youve been acquainted with a few classy ladies in your time

 

I have earned my wings, thats for sure !

 

Breightmet Labour Club bogs, mens and "ladies"

 

i had you down as a dirty blue not a gayer.

Edited January 12, 201214 yr by Frandsen08

i had you down as a dirty blue not a gayer.

 

Pabbers

 

 

 

never had you down as a necrophiliac

 

Cheap date.

I have earned my wings, thats for sure !

 

Roman Ruins, Castlefield. Now a few years later I live right by there and get to see this lovely venue on a daily basis.

 

Also "acts" were carried out in Bergeracs on the dancefloor but it turned out she was robbing me blind with her other hand

I love these threads as they remind me I'm frigid!

Bus stop in Wythenshawe ,police pull up

 

"what are you doing?"

 

"errm waiting for a bus?"

Got me thinking this thread back to happy days when you did what you wanted!

 

In no particular order, top 5 weirdest;

 

On a cricket square when oppo declared on 37 for 2 so we couldn't get the bonus points needed to win league

 

On bank near lake where small yacht race going on 20 yards away and they were trying to get round a buoy

 

Church doorway in town centre

 

MR2 bonnet, lights up, parked in bunker on golf course

 

School changing rooms while sports teacher was with her mate one Sat morning

 

Sure I'll think of others. Don't tell the missus, none of these were her.

Is this a "Weird places you've had a wank" thread?

Edited January 13, 201214 yr by Burndens Bogs

Is this a "places where you've had a wank" thread?

you probably don't want to there

you probably don't want to there

 

Where?

In a Bloke

 

Saddam Husseins palace

 

L/H

Plenty churches and graveyards. Is it just me who finds this a bit strange? I'm not religious by any stretch of the imagination, nor am I a prude, but was raised in a way that didn't need pointing out the obvious that there are times and places and churches and graveyards fall into the group of not the place.

 

Anyway, back to thread, the sand at Abersoch beach plays hell with your knob.

Packed jet2 flight returning from Majorca.

Virgin train Man-Lon

Blue lagoon car park by moon light.

Anyway, back to thread, the sand at Abersoch beach plays hell with your knob.

Have to be careful of flying golf balls on one stretch too

Walk in freezer in Sainsbury's warehouse

Walk in freezer in Sainsbury's warehouse

 

Do you mean walk in fridge? I would assume a freezer would shrink your little fella?

Do you mean walk in fridge? I would assume a freezer would shrink your little fella?

 

he took his son?

he took his son?

 

It must be Little Whitt's Dad then

Do you mean walk in fridge? I would assume a freezer would shrink your little fella?

Nope, walk in freezer. It was the maid who had problems coming away with lines across her arse cheeks where they had been resting on boxes and stuck with frost

Walk in freezer in Sainsbury's warehouse

 

I worked at Tescos whilst I was a student. Guilty as charged on that one for me too.

In a Bloke

 

Saddam Husseins palace

 

L/H

 

I bypassed this post... but I am not sure what to make of it at all so have gone back, read it, re-read it and still am not too sure azbout it.

 

Is it "you had sex in a bloke"?... in which case it isn't strange it's fuckin gay! Nothing wrong with that if it floats your boat I suppose but not a strange place to have sex.

 

Sadam Husseins palace?? was that the same incident or just another strange place? Anyway that's a good one!

 

LH?

 

 

Maybe i should just have skipped over it and not tried to understand!

Edited January 13, 201214 yr by jazza

I worked at Tescos whilst I was a student. Guilty as charged on that one for me too.

 

What were you doing in a Sainsburys warehouse?

In an ex-girlfriend's mum.

 

Over a bench in a park with the lights of the boats on the Mersey providing the only light

 

Up Rivington Pike

 

On the beach in Salou trying to avoid the Beachcomber tractors.

i wouldnt class rivington as weird isnt it a popular outdoors spot for a bit of hanky panky?