... in no more than seven words to the usual address please.

What the fuck are you on about?

 

That's 7.

Edited March 26, 201214 yr by Boothy

It may well be seven but this ain't no postcard and Ms Traf was very specific.

Does it have to be a postcard? Can't i use a cut out bit of a cereal box?

Does it have to have an amusing picture on the front with an accompanying none too subtle double-entendre in less than seven words?

A stuck down envelope or a bit of cardboard will suffice.

An amusing diagram / sketch is always considered in a favourable light.

 

 

Once I've got my three best answers, we'll start with the actual questions.

Crop rotation system in the 14th century.

I just wasted five minutes reading this. (seven words, I believe).

Did one fly over the cuckoo's nest?

Doctor, it's started to form a crust.

Trafs Hormone therapy starts descent to madness!

Edited March 26, 201214 yr by stevieb

It happened at his Grandads funeral allegedly.

There's yellow puss dripping out the end

Entries close at midnight tonight.

To get to the other side, apparently.

ping pong balls I thought you said....

can

i

smash

your

back

doors

in

Just wiping my arse with Coventry Street

And then Little Whitt learnt to spell.

And then Little Whitt learnt to spell.

 

And then hell finally froze over.....fin

Oh look, I see a flying pig.

Who won this crazy competition then traf?

Liar, It didn't make me go blind.

Who won this crazy competition then traf?

 

Or is it a rollover?

There's no winners just yet.

 

I've got all the answers now. I just need a question that is exactly 9 words long.

What prompted such a ludicrous idea to be posted?