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How The Fucking Cunting Fuck Can Manchester Airport Run Out Of Fuel?

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There's a BP facing Terminal 2. Unleaded's about ?1.40 a litre there, though.

 

HTH

Wait till you get to Greece, Spider. They've run out of everything there :D

It's not the airports fault more the supply to them.ITK and the like.

They get the stuff piped in, so its the suppliers fault, Bloody Indians

Its piped from the refinery isn't it?

 

Possibly a pump failure?

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I don't caaaaarrrrrrrreee

 

The longer I'm on that fucking airport the longer she has to spend in the shops.

 

This is a disaster

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Oh

 

Scousers to blame, well there's a surprise.

 

Boneidle twats pissing in the fuel.

It's not the airports fault more the supply to them.ITK and the like.

 

he's right.

 

my flight to madrid in feb was cancelled after we were on the runway for 6 hours due to snow.

they were waiting for de-icer for the wings and the supply couldn't get there

Well the England squad flew out to Poland earlier so Roy hodgson has plotted to stop rio following them

Wait till you get to Greece, Spider. They've run out of everything there :D

 

Including Euros.

Best be reet for Sunday, shower of shite.

Best be reet for Sunday, shower of shite.

 

youve got a lucky lasses cunt to kick!

Shouldn't be a big problem, the airlines will double up at their destinations so they dont need fuel in Manchester.

 

Reckon it will be back on over night anyway

 

 

he's right.

 

my flight to madrid in feb was cancelled after we were on the runway for 6 hours due to snow.

they were waiting for de-icer for the wings and the supply couldn't get there

 

That's a lot of cans

I don't caaaaarrrrrrrreee

 

The longer I'm on that fucking airport the longer she has to spend in the shops.

 

This is a disaster

 

Smart people book the fast lane and escape lounge to whisk their fair maidens straight through the shops and into the 'free' bar.

?20 less cashback for an hour and a half of getting shitfaced, along wth waving at the great unwashed.

Smart people book the fast lane and escape lounge to whisk their fair maidens straight through the shops and into the 'free' bar.

?20 less cashback for an hour and a half of getting shitfaced, along wth waving at the great unwashed.

 

They don't allow gingers in there.

Fair comment.

Gypos have nowt to do with this do they? Read somewhere about some in Eastern Europe tapping fuel out of a fuel stations tank.

Scousers / Gypos, little difference really.

Given Spider's lack of post we can assume he took his own jerry can or he's still chasing his mrs around the shops!

dunno why he's gone abroad

 

don't gingers burn to buggery?

dunno why he's gone abroad

 

don't gingers burn to buggery?

 

They do, but his missus made him go.

It's ok though, he's borrowed Oliver's jumper.

I'd imagine he's taken an array of caps and factor 50.

He was struggling a bit in the Englush sun the other week so fear the worst for him.

 

I'd imagine he's taken an array of caps and factor 50.

He was struggling a bit in the Englush sun the other week so fear the worst for him.

 

He no doubt thinks it very unfair that some can go from scarlet to brown overnight! :D

He no doubt thinks it very unfair that some can go from scarlet to brown overnight! :D

 

Don't think we didn't get that double entendre young man.

 

'Changing at Bakerloo' in London Underground terminology.

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