July 16, 201214 yr Shirley your missing a trick here? Despite my many hours searching online, I've yet to find a clip-on attachment to one's shaft that catches one's baby gravy. good shout! although my booth will have a beday type thing to aim at,i now will without doubt to be looking into the clip-on market once my buisness gets going. we could market it together and sort you halfys... we need a name though?
July 16, 201214 yr Hahaha. Ace Get it trademarked, registered, etc. Can't wait to see Meaden testing it out on Bannatyne.
July 16, 201214 yr The WW patented "Emergency Fumble Grumble Crumble Pan" Sounds like a bit of a mouthful that.
July 16, 201214 yr Sounds like a bit of a mouthful that. Good for heavy cummers with poor directional control.
July 16, 201214 yr Well, that's one tester already sorted. We just need someone at the other end of the scale. Someone with a broken pump maybe...
July 16, 201214 yr The WW patented "Emergency Fumble Grumble Crumble Pan" isnt that what diddles mum sells in her butty shop?
July 16, 201214 yr isnt that what diddles mum sells in her butty shop? I think your getting confused with his cousin's finger pie.
July 16, 201214 yr Spunk Shack, it's a marque with deck chairs in a clockfaced circle, it's got a table in the middle with a biscuit on a plate and as you Bob Monk you spray the digestive. Last man in there comes out chewing the thing. What do you reckon, sticky biscuit will take off??
July 16, 201214 yr Just to clarify, in my place of work, I dont. No, there are more senior wankers at your place.
July 16, 201214 yr Just to clarify, in my place of work, I dont. You can't beat getting paid time n half for wanking or shagging, it's the best
July 17, 201214 yr Shirley your missing a trick here? Despite my many hours searching online, I've yet to find a clip-on attachment to one's shaft that catches one's baby gravy. A shall pelican bib . . . genious!
July 17, 201214 yr Used to work in Wigan. One Saturday, went in to meet the works manager, who was going to take us to Skem for a game of 5 a-side. Met him and he says 'Just need to pop in and check the overtime shift are doing ok- we'll pop down to the Q.C. lab to check everything is fine.' Gets there to find the solitary lab chappy merrilly tugging away with a waste paper bin between his legs. The image is permenantly etched into my memory and on occasions still haunts. You've never seen anyone move so fast and simultaneously re-arrange his lab coat! Strangely enough neither me nor the manager mentioned it, almost as if it hadn't happened- probably just disbelief.
July 17, 201214 yr Had a wank in the toilets of a virgin pendalino once it was a quick one mind - I was only going from Preston to Wigan.
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