http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-19159340

 

worth sticking this on here...

 

because quite frankly you never know...

 

hope shes just done a runner and is scared to come home...

Faux satin ie nylon.

A polyester mix.

Fuck knows, I just sleep and shag on it. Don't really look at the fabric.

Fuck knows, I just sleep and shag on it. Don't really look at the fabric.

 

And you sleep on the slug trails? Nice!

A polyester mix.

 

I don't think you can go wrong with a nice flanelette fitted sheet, just as good as all this "400 count Egyptian cotton" rubbish

Where do we draw the line? What makes someone feral scum for drawing off the state? Some mothers are single through no fault of their own. They struggle to juggle work and kids, so opt for the easy option that our society has created for them. Are they scum also?

 

You've answered your own question by the fact that theyre working, that in itself for any housewife is a hard task to juggle.

 

Some slut churning kids out to pay for her Richmonds and carling whilst her ferals are causing mayhem can get fucked tho.

And you sleep on the slug trails? Nice!

 

Its not like the sheets go weeks unchanged and they are my trails.

got to be 100% cotton, nothing else feels right

 

fully elasticated sheets as well so they are not a mess, I cannot sleep on fucked up sheets

Tell you what. The blokes done well to get her into the loft in the first place.

 

I've just lumped a 40kg 5' double radiator upstairs and I'm fucked!

Tell you what. The blokes done well to get her into the loft in the first place.

 

I thought that as well, trying to get anything in and out of my loft causes me to get a bit of a sweat on, sod trying to lug a corpse up there.

I thought that as well, trying to get anything in and out of my loft causes me to get a bit of a sweat on, sod trying to lug a corpse up there.

 

It's not that hard really, although I prefer to use the cellar.

Rolling them into a trench and filling it with concrete is easier. Bit of a fucker of there's re-bar in it though coz you get limbs and stiff poking out.

 

Building inspectors not too keen on stuff like that.

That's why it's always better to chop the body up into small manageable pieces

That's why it's always better to chop the body up into small manageable pieces

 

that would cause one hell of a mess though...

 

bath full of nitro-mors and left to dissolve for me.

that would cause one hell of a mess though...

 

bath full of nitro-mors and left to dissolve for me.

 

I find some farva beans and a nice chianti help me get rid of the evidence.

Bring ten hungry pigs in, they'll get rid for you

Patios, that's what you lot need putting down.

 

Learn from the ladies.

Bring ten hungry pigs in, they'll get rid for you

 

you could then eat the pigs to be fully sure...

Bring ten hungry pigs in, they'll get rid for you

 

A bloke I "lived" with for a while was a known 'getter ridder of nuisance issues' and confirms this is the way to go. However, he was at pains to explain the importance of pulling out the persons teeth first because pigs cant digest them. The body also needs to have all body hair removed for the same reason.

 

So think on, next time you see a bloke in asda buying plyers and immac, give him a wide berth.

A bloke I "lived" with for a while was a known 'getter ridder of nuisance issues' and confirms this is the way to go. However, he was at pains to explain the importance of pulling out the persons teeth first because pigs cant digest them. The body also needs to have all body hair removed for the same reason.

 

So think on, next time you see a bloke in asda buying plyers and immac, give him a wide berth.

 

wasn't this chap was it?

 

A bloke I "lived" with for a while was a known 'getter ridder of nuisance issues' and confirms this is the way to go. However, he was at pains to explain the importance of pulling out the persons teeth first because pigs cant digest them. The body also needs to have all body hair removed for the same reason.

 

My other half used to work in a power station where they burn biomass (meat and bone meal). They would often find teeth and coins in with the burnt animals, which is a bit sinister.

stick them in a plastic tub of hydrofluoric acid and pour it down the drain. make sure its plastic tub, not metal or ceramic must be plastic.

stick them in a plastic tub of hydrofluoric acid and pour it down the drain. make sure its plastic tub, not metal or ceramic must be plastic.

 

Whatever you do, DO NOT get HF acid on your skin it will soak straight through to the bones and start dissolving them

So, silk sheets, I've never tried them. Any good?

shit