no balls Posted November 11, 2012 Posted November 11, 2012 You too pal. Iam really really rough. Met a very tall bloke in there after the game must have been 6'8..... I looked even smaller stood next to him. Well you are shorter than little whitt (apparently) Quote
Henry_VIII Posted November 11, 2012 Posted November 11, 2012 Pic is on my FB NB....... We are both smaller than LW and he is 5'6 Quote
no balls Posted November 11, 2012 Posted November 11, 2012 Pic is on my FB NB....... We are both smaller than LW and he is 5'6 I've just seen it. I think LW is 5'3". Fuck knows which sick bastard rigged his wall measuring chart. Quote
Andydee Posted November 11, 2012 Posted November 11, 2012 (edited) You too pal. Iam really really rough. Met a very tall bloke in there after the game must have been 6'8..... I looked even smaller stood next to him. He must have been smacking his head on the beams! Gonzo - the girls went tarting themselves up for the night so he ditched early. Got lost on the way back to the car! Good job I hadn't set off Funny when we realised that atm was the one all the smackheads use! Edited November 11, 2012 by Andydee Quote
EyesRight Posted November 11, 2012 Posted November 11, 2012 Tales from the pip. The new beer-dog arrives. Birch-dog. You need to see this video of him dancing at Matts wedding. It'll be doing the rounds at Barnsley.... Quote
birch-chorley Posted November 11, 2012 Posted November 11, 2012 You need to see this video of him dancing at Matts wedding. It'll be doing the rounds at Barnsley.... who the fuck took that? Quote
EyesRight Posted November 11, 2012 Posted November 11, 2012 (edited) who the fuck took that? I'll tag you in it on Facebook. John O'Kane? Edit: can't do it, it's on Winnies mrs account, 7th Nov. Edited November 11, 2012 by EyesRight Quote
jazza Posted November 12, 2012 Posted November 12, 2012 (edited) I nominate myself tomorrow..went to play pool in local and won 9 pints in an hour... plyed like a bastard... early dark Just woke up... with fuckin cricket on tv of all things the next 3 sights were more worrying... my mate zebedee on the floor with a virtually empty bottle of JD.. then looked at table and there were 7 empty bottles of Henry Westons and one virtually full. No point in wasting it but the most worrying of all is the pot of £200 and a set of cards on table.... I am not sure who won but I'm going to bluff it in case he can't either the joys of sharing a house Not even checked my phone yet but I see there are 7 messages there... we were awesome at pool though. edit to say... I remember the bet now... I won playing Tiger Woods 10 at Sawgrass on third extra hole with an eagle... he went mental. Edited November 12, 2012 by jazza Quote
Spider Posted November 12, 2012 Posted November 12, 2012 Zebedee?????? Fucking Zebedee??????? I never normally smile on a Monday morning, so thanks for this nugget. Quote
Guest Frandsen08 Posted November 12, 2012 Posted November 12, 2012 Its like inside the mind of a beatles video. Quote
DazBob Posted November 12, 2012 Author Posted November 12, 2012 I got up yesterday at 2.30pm. Lay on the settee all day apart from making 2 pieces of toast and a cuppa, had 3 shits, was sick twice (one mid-dump) ... before going to bed at 9pm. Belting day! Quote
Carlos Posted November 12, 2012 Posted November 12, 2012 After mixing Rekorderlig with Dunscar Brewery's Lofthouse and Steeplejack ales, I finished off with a cheeky bottle of red. Spent yesterday in bed. Quote
no balls Posted November 12, 2012 Posted November 12, 2012 After mixing Rekorderlig I think I am turning into Mr. H. I cannot have more than 2 of those without a full pack of Rennies. Quote
Guest Frandsen08 Posted November 12, 2012 Posted November 12, 2012 i had 5 pints of Guinness after citys match yesterday my head has just stopped banging. No idea whats wrong with me. Quote
Carlos Posted November 12, 2012 Posted November 12, 2012 Was in The Ritz in Manc on Friday, they actually have a Rennie machine in the bogs. Quote
no balls Posted November 12, 2012 Posted November 12, 2012 Was in The Ritz in Manc on Friday, they actually have a Rennie machine in the bogs. All pubs should. What an excellent idea. Quote
Carlos Posted November 12, 2012 Posted November 12, 2012 Have you got any protection? Yep, heartburn is a thing of the past... Quote
Guest Frandsen08 Posted November 12, 2012 Posted November 12, 2012 All pubs should. What an excellent idea. Or they should just serve all cider with a rennie chaser. Quote
Matt Lofthouse Posted November 12, 2012 Posted November 12, 2012 She text today and said she still couldnt sit down comfortably though and do I fancy a rematch Tuesday Ha ha brilliant, birch is back! Quote
buckhurstwhite Posted November 12, 2012 Posted November 12, 2012 Reet a couple of golfers on this thread I'll tell you our rules from Sunday. Pick up at 06.00 first beer after the bacon wrap at 06.30.. Arrive course at 07.20 take beer. 07.45 tee off finish at 14.20 seven beers in between. later retire bar couple more tots. Travel back and then get pissed back at base - lightweights! And god I felt shit! Quote
buckhurstwhite Posted November 12, 2012 Posted November 12, 2012 (edited) Whoops double this thing iPhone wanker Edited November 12, 2012 by buckhurstwhite Quote
Crawley Posted November 13, 2012 Posted November 13, 2012 I am in. Free champagne at some poncy media bash, 100 most influential Londoners or something my company was sponsoring. Lots of Nathan Barleys. Anyway, glad I'm not off to York for two meetings and an overnighter. Oh wait.... Quote
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