Who else is in?

Pic is on my FB NB.......

 

We are both smaller than LW and he is 5'6

Pic is on my FB NB.......

 

We are both smaller than LW and he is 5'6

 

I've just seen it. I think LW is 5'3". Fuck knows which sick bastard rigged his wall measuring chart.

 

 

You too pal.

 

Iam really really rough.

 

Met a very tall bloke in there after the game must have been 6'8..... I looked even smaller stood next to him.

 

He must have been smacking his head on the beams!

 

Gonzo - the girls went tarting themselves up for the night so he ditched early. Got lost on the way back to the car! Good job I hadn't set off

 

Funny when we realised that atm was the one all the smackheads use!

Edited November 11, 201213 yr by Andydee

Tales from the pip.

 

The new beer-dog arrives.

 

Birch-dog.

 

You need to see this video of him dancing at Matts wedding.

 

It'll be doing the rounds at Barnsley....

You need to see this video of him dancing at Matts wedding.

 

It'll be doing the rounds at Barnsley....

 

who the fuck took that?

I'll be asking to see it.

 

 

who the fuck took that?

 

I'll tag you in it on Facebook.

 

John O'Kane?

 

Edit: can't do it, it's on Winnies mrs account, 7th Nov.

Edited November 11, 201213 yr by EyesRight

In. Fearing a two day one here

I nominate myself tomorrow..went to play pool in local and won 9 pints in an hour... plyed like a bastard... early dark

 

Just woke up... with fuckin cricket on tv of all things

 

the next 3 sights were more worrying... my mate zebedee on the floor with a virtually empty bottle of JD.. then looked at table and there were 7 empty bottles of Henry Westons and one virtually full. No point in wasting it but the most worrying of all is the pot of £200 and a set of cards on table.... I am not sure who won but I'm going to bluff it in case he can't either

 

the joys of sharing a house

 

Not even checked my phone yet but I see there are 7 messages there... we were awesome at pool though.

 

edit to say... I remember the bet now... I won playing Tiger Woods 10 at Sawgrass on third extra hole with an eagle... he went mental.

Edited November 12, 201213 yr by jazza

Zebedee??????

 

Fucking

 

Zebedee???????

 

I never normally smile on a Monday morning, so thanks for this nugget.

Its like inside the mind of a beatles video.

I got up yesterday at 2.30pm. Lay on the settee all day apart from making 2 pieces of toast and a cuppa, had 3 shits, was sick twice (one mid-dump) ... before going to bed at 9pm.

 

Belting day!

After mixing Rekorderlig with Dunscar Brewery's Lofthouse and Steeplejack ales, I finished off with a cheeky bottle of red. Spent yesterday in bed.

After mixing Rekorderlig

 

I think I am turning into Mr. H. I cannot have more than 2 of those without a full pack of Rennies.

i had 5 pints of Guinness after citys match yesterday my head has just stopped banging.

 

No idea whats wrong with me.

Was in The Ritz in Manc on Friday, they actually have a Rennie machine in the bogs.

Was in The Ritz in Manc on Friday, they actually have a Rennie machine in the bogs.

 

All pubs should. What an excellent idea.

Have you got any protection? Yep, heartburn is a thing of the past...

All pubs should. What an excellent idea.

 

Or they should just serve all cider with a rennie chaser.

 

She text today and said she still couldnt sit down comfortably though and do I fancy a rematch Tuesday

 

Ha ha brilliant, birch is back!

Reet a couple of golfers on this thread I'll tell you our rules from Sunday. Pick up at 06.00 first beer after the bacon wrap at 06.30.. Arrive course at 07.20 take beer. 07.45 tee off finish at 14.20 seven beers in between. later retire bar couple more tots. Travel back and then get pissed back at base - lightweights! And god I felt shit!

Whoops double this thing iPhone wanker

Edited November 12, 201213 yr by buckhurstwhite

What the fuck is a bacon wrap?

I am in.

 

Free champagne at some poncy media bash, 100 most influential Londoners or something my company was sponsoring. Lots of Nathan Barleys.

 

Anyway, glad I'm not off to York for two meetings and an overnighter. Oh wait....

I think I am turning into Mr. H. I cannot have more than 2 of those without a full pack of Rennies.

I get half way through the 2nd bottle and get really bad stomach ache. It's not heartburn though it's alot lower than that - in the pit of my stomach...must be the sugar or acidity from the fruit of summat

 

Even omeprazole doesn't work on it

 

I never learn though as I love the taste...