Danny G Posted December 9, 2012 Posted December 9, 2012 Southern Bell 9.50 Aldi Jazza fill yer jock boots Quote
Smiffs Posted December 9, 2012 Posted December 9, 2012 Still in a right state. You were shitfaced at 8pm #drunkenpottymouthlout AND......I saw her tongue a girl. Quote
no balls Posted December 9, 2012 Posted December 9, 2012 You were shitfaced at 8pm #drunkenpottymouthlout AND......I saw her tongue a girl. Did I? Fucking hell, are you sure? You should've seen my front room Saturday morning. I thought I'd been robbed! Last (wo)man standing though Quote
jazza Posted December 9, 2012 Posted December 9, 2012 Southern Bell 9.50 Aldi Jazza fill yer jock boots not even sure what that means.. sounds dangerous though. i am fresh as paint... had one night out in a fortnight. hope that helps anyone who is rough. Quote
Danny G Posted December 9, 2012 Posted December 9, 2012 Aldi version of Southern Comfort Bourbon £9.50 a bottle. Im having a wank then hoing back to sleep. Always helps Quote
gonzo Posted December 9, 2012 Posted December 9, 2012 I will be in tomorrow no doubt about it. Day on the lash awaits watching the footy,but more importantly lookin after my bro. His wife and kid are moving out today,the poor fuckers head is well ant truly up his arse,been on the rocks for a year or so and now the time has come,its hit him like a ton of bricks it has.Hes 38 and thinks his life is about to end. So me and my old man are keeping him out of the way by taking him for a full English,then hitting our original local,where we grew up,the Squirrel in Bispham,to see a few old faces,footy on and few frames of Snooker. Basicly doing what blokes do in a time of crisis,and get trollied! We are a good match on the drinking side of things,going pint for pint with him is heavy going,the beer never actually touches his mouth,its straight in like tipping a bucket of water down the drain! ...But I think Im up to the task! Operation Broski begins at 12pm sharp. Quote
Danny G Posted December 9, 2012 Posted December 9, 2012 Number 1 Rule: Always have a wank when kipping over at your mates house Quote
gonzo Posted December 9, 2012 Posted December 9, 2012 EDIT:I have WiFi Pornhub here I Cum Get on Pornrabbit.com Quote
Smiffs Posted December 9, 2012 Posted December 9, 2012 Did I? Fucking hell, are you sure? You should've seen my front room Saturday morning. I thought I'd been robbed! Last (wo)man standing though Yup Saddle, your mate staggered over asked for a group hug, she then stuck the lips on all of us one by one whether we wanted it or not (JD74 enjoyed it - closet l;ezza I reckon) but you went tongues and she went moist. Quote
gonzo Posted December 9, 2012 Posted December 9, 2012 Do they do midget porn? Not sure but my fave site cucumber tube defiantly do. Quote
no balls Posted December 9, 2012 Posted December 9, 2012 Yup Saddle, your mate staggered over asked for a group hug, she then stuck the lips on all of us one by one whether we wanted it or not (JD74 enjoyed it - closet l;ezza I reckon) but you went tongues and she went moist. Much of Friday/Saturday is still a blur but glad to know I turn JD on. The grooming is almost complete. #downtherabbithole Quote
Danny G Posted December 9, 2012 Posted December 9, 2012 Is it deemed rude to awaken your host and demand a fucking full English Quote
Smiffs Posted December 9, 2012 Posted December 9, 2012 Here you Dan... Thats going to get some damage Quote
Smiffs Posted December 9, 2012 Posted December 9, 2012 Much of Friday/Saturday is still a blur but glad to know I turn JD on. The grooming is almost complete. #downtherabbithole It was your mate who stuck the lips on her JD stood there looking like she'd been told the world had suddenly frozen over. Quote
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