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Rough As Fuck Roll Call

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    If you'd never been and only read NB et al's posts on Horwich you'd be forgiven for expecting this   

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    In. Rolled in at 3am sat morning. Text at 9am offering a free ticket to City/Bournemouth.   Sat in The Whisky Jar in the NQ at 12.30 with 2 for £6 TsingTao and a couple of whisky liveners   City S

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Book me in for today's roll call.

Struggling like fuck today and I've not had a drink!

 

I was going to ask you for BOG for Birch to make it to day 7!

I was going to ask you for BOG for Birch to make it to day 7!

 

I'm reet now.

 

Birch might survive, but his liver's going to suffer.

Iv got the shakes

Iv got the shakes

 

the hippy hippy ones?

I was in this morning

 

Supplier took me to San Carlo for lunch yesterday so started boozing at 1pm

 

Didn't end up going back to the office and I rocked back home in the early hours via the casino

 

Am massively in the doghouse with Missus JD

 

Good job she doesn't know how much money I lost or it'd be alot worse

In again all today, back on it at 4pm, just going home.

 

Bladdered again

 

3 down 4 to go, I think I will make it boys

 

COYWM

Go on birch, were all rooting for you fella!

oh God

 

O my fucking good God

 

I'm in the office. I absolutely will not pull through this.

 

Works do last night. If there is a drink I didn't put in my stomach last night, it's because it hasn't been invented yet.

 

This mayan prophecy better happen, this is unimaginably awful.

 

Works do last night. If there is a drink I didn't put in my stomach last night, it's because it hasn't been invented yet.

 

How many shots of spunk?

How many shots of spunk?

 

A few

 

We've been sent hoe early as the place fucking reeks.

 

Off to Wetherspoons.

A few

 

We've been sent hoe early as the place fucking reeks.

 

Off to Wetherspoons.

 

Are you out laterer you massive ginger homosexual? I'm in a good mood so might call you lovely. :D

We've been sent hoe early as the place fucking reeks.

 

Of spunk, gingers or crime?

Not in today, but back on it about 3pm and then 9amish tomorrow, so Sunday is going to reek of hangover pain

Not in today, but back on it about 3pm and then 9amish tomorrow, so Sunday is going to reek of hangover pain

 

Hows the doghouse?

Hows the doghouse?

Great

 

She had her mates around last night so I stayed in the bedroom

Is Birch still alive

i think i'll book in now for sunday

Hoping to be in for about 5 of the next 9 nights

Well and truly in

 

Had the sky guy round to install into the dungeon at 10am, fucking nightmare.

 

Need to start rebuilding myself this afternoon as we are meeting in the local at 4pm.

 

4 nights to go fellas!!!!

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Great

 

She had her mates around last night so I stayed in the bedroom

 

Sat on the stairs spying on them, whilst having a crafty wank.

Well and truly in

 

Had the sky guy round to install into the dungeon at 10am, fucking nightmare.

 

Need to start rebuilding myself this afternoon as we are meeting in the local at 4pm.

 

4 nights to go fellas!!!!

 

Half price sky again?

 

What name you using this time?

Still got 7 months left pal, using my current box at my mates.

 

Had to register it at my mum and dads though

Sat on the stairs spying on them, whilst having a crafty wank.

Nope

 

sat on my bed, Ipad on

 

Having a crafty wank

iPad wanker: quite literally. :D

iPad wanker: quite literally. :D

Ha, very good!

 

And yes I was

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