September 2, 201213 yr My favourite part of the bible is where it proclaims women are spiritually unclean for a week after their period and must therefore wash everything that they touch. The same goes for men who 'spill their seed upon the ground'. The part about stoning to death homosexuals and witches is another highlight. I prefer the genocidal maniac God from the old testament. The one who asks his followers to sacrifice their children to him and then only intervenes to stop it right at the last minute. A bit like a holy practical joke, but involving child murder. I'm also a big fan of how he wipes out almost the entire human race (which he created) for being immoral (after he gave them free will) and then threatens to condemn anybody who doesn't worship him to an eternity (yes you've heard that right) of anguish and torment in the fiery pits of hell. Fuck me, if he's the one we're supposed to look up to then this Satan must be a right clown!
September 2, 201213 yr My favourite part of the bible is where it proclaims women are spiritually unclean for a week after their period and must therefore wash everything that they touch. The part about stoning to death homosexuals and witches is another highlight. To be fair, if you asked a few on here they'd agree with that God fella.
September 2, 201213 yr To be fair, if you asked a few on here they'd agree with that God fella. On a liberal board such as this? Surely not?
September 2, 201213 yr On a liberal board such as this? Surely not? All women are unclean slags and all queers fancy all straight men. That is the word of WW. Amen.
September 2, 201213 yr All women are unclean slags and all queers fancy all straight men. That is the word of WW. Amen. If the bible had used the word FACT, instead of Amen, I'd be more inclined to believe. For thine is the kingdom, the power and the glory, for ever and ever. FACT!
September 2, 201213 yr Fuck me (sorry forgot its the sabbath) thought I'd logged on to morning worship! Amen (fact) FAC61 Edited September 2, 201213 yr by Ratwhite
September 2, 201213 yr Fuck me (sorry forgot its the sabbath) Not for them Jews it's not. (they're the gang who killed Baby Jesus by the way).
September 2, 201213 yr Not for them Jews it's not. (they're the gang who killed Baby Jesus by the way). Apparently have a lot to do with writing Broadway musicals too: "Ah just come down from the windy city" Amen (sorry fact)
September 2, 201213 yr I love the fact that Leviticus (the book the god nuts quote to say being gay is bad) says slavery is ok as long as they're foreigners, eating shellfish is a sin, touching the skin of a dead pig makes you unclean, getting a hair cut is bad also wearing clothes made from 2 types of fabric is a no no. I have no issue with religious folk but when they try to use their religion to tell no religious folk how to live their life they're out of order.
September 2, 201213 yr I love the fact that Leviticus (the book the god nuts quote to say being gay is bad) says slavery is ok as long as they're foreigners, eating shellfish is a sin, touching the skin of a dead pig makes you unclean, getting a hair cut is bad also wearing clothes made from 2 types of fabric is a no no. They're nicking stuff off my lot there. Tell them to read the new one and leave the old one alone! Edited September 2, 201213 yr by no balls
September 2, 201213 yr They're nicking stuff off my lot there. Tell them to read the new one and leave the old one alone! but i need to know if getting my barnet cut is as sinful as being a chutney ferret, and how these things are graded.
September 2, 201213 yr but i need to know if getting my barnet cut is as sinful as being a chutney ferret, and how these things are graded. Pufters are up there as Satan's workforce on Earth. Having a short back and sides is the sort of thing that gets a tut or a disapproving glare.
September 2, 201213 yr I love the fact that Leviticus (the book the god nuts quote to say being gay is bad) says slavery is ok as long as they're foreigners, eating shellfish is a sin, touching the skin of a dead pig makes you unclean, getting a hair cut is bad also wearing clothes made from 2 types of fabric is a no no. I have no issue with religious folk but when they try to use their religion to tell no religious folk how to live their life they're out of order. To be fair, shellfish are shite. They are like something from the food round on I'm a Celebrity, so I'll have to agree with the almighty on that one.
September 2, 201213 yr So, just to be clear, pork scratchings are verboten being pig skin, but sausage and egg barms are ok ? But aren't sausage and egg meat and dairy and are therefore a no no ? Are drums still covered in pig skin these days ? How would a Jewish bongo player get about his business ? I don't know who to believe now.
September 2, 201213 yr would pigs blood be a no no then for our bed sheets at the hound out in 2 weeks
September 2, 201213 yr Author Not for them Jews it's not. (they're the gang who killed Baby Jesus by the way). I think you Will find it was the Romans.
September 2, 201213 yr I think you Will find it was the Romans. You say potato.............I say 'morally' you are wrong Back to bible class for you.
September 3, 201213 yr I think you Will find it was the Romans. Twas the Js that did for our Baby Jesus, cunts, tis the lord that Coyle got a job here, no comment.
Sordell to score first or last @ 13/2