October 24, 201213 yr You'd be suprised if we met, irrespective of my renowned skills in the field of combat. Ask Smiffs, he'll tell you I'm quite unremarkable. I don't know whether being away from home so much is a help or a hindrance, to be honest. We manage, but being away for weeks or months and then being plunged back into a domestic routine created without my influence, but to which I can only be an interference, has its own challenges. She's used to having the whole bed, for Christ's sake! Try getting the remote control out of her hand whilst Emmerdale / corrie / eastenders is on. You will then have your own bed ayway
October 24, 201213 yr She's used to having the whole bed, for Christ's sake! that's what she tells you!
October 24, 201213 yr I'm two and a half years in. If she continues to drops off and collect me after the match whilst I'm leathered she's a keeper
October 24, 201213 yr You'd be suprised if we met, irrespective of my renowned skills in the field of combat. Ask Smiffs, he'll tell you I'm quite unremarkable. I don't know whether being away from home so much is a help or a hindrance, to be honest. We manage, but being away for weeks or months and then being plunged back into a domestic routine created without my influence, but to which I can only be an interference, has its own challenges. She's used to having the whole bed, for Christ's sake! Very modest, but I'll stick with the Andy McNab style picture I've created on my brain television. I just don't know how people cope with the knowledge that everything is pretty much planned out until the day one of you dies. I'm having a real issue with that right now. It just seems so final.
October 24, 201213 yr Very modest, but I'll stick with the Andy McNab style picture I've created on my brain television. More Lewis Collins IIRC
October 24, 201213 yr Good Lord! How many is that, Cure? You should be grateful for barren lezzers like me! This will be #5 so we have a 5 a side team (albeit mixed) and the ABSOLUTE LAST! I'm having her 'spaded' as Laddie Platt used to say. Brazen lezzers? It depends upon whether they're fit and if they are, if they let me watch*. TBH though I can't see many lezzers wanting me to 'watch' unless of course, someone knows better? *at the risk of making me sound like a swinger.....or a dogger................or any kind of pervert would do
October 24, 201213 yr Very modest, but I'll stick with the Andy McNab style picture I've created on my brain television. I just don't know how people cope with the knowledge that everything is pretty much planned out until the day one of you dies. I'm having a real issue with that right now. It just seems so final. Dont beleive him. He sits in a tent in shorts and flip flops miles from the front line looking on the Talibans facebook page for their wearabouts whilst supping cans of red stripe and smooking laberts. He's got a big map of Afghanistan which, when bored, he throws darts at and says 'clod some bombs there'. Once every few months he flies home and sits in the Yed getting wankered for a solid week eating nothing but Dawsons pies then flies to some Eastern European village to buy guns, ammo, and prostitues. I'm suprised he's got time to be married.
October 24, 201213 yr This will be #5 so we have a 5 a side team (albeit mixed) and the ABSOLUTE LAST! I'm having her 'spaded' as Laddie Platt used to say. Brazen lezzers? It depends upon whether they're fit and if they are, if they let me watch*. TBH though I can't see many lezzers wanting me to 'watch' unless of course, someone knows better? *at the risk of making me sound like a swinger.....or a dogger................or any kind of pervert would do You need a fucking telly in your house
October 24, 201213 yr Nearly 3 weeks. Woop woop(!) So the blow jobs have stopped and he's sniffing your mucky pants when your at work. We know.....
October 24, 201213 yr Dont beleive him. He sits in a tent in shorts and flip flops miles from the front line looking on the Talibans facebook page for their wearabouts whilst supping cans of red stripe and smooking laberts. He's got a big map of Afghanistan which, when bored, he throws darts at and says 'clod some bombs there'. Once every few months he flies home and sits in the Yed getting wankered for a solid week eating nothing but Dawsons pies then flies to some Eastern European village to buy guns, ammo, and prostitues. I'm suprised he's got time to be married. Uncanny. That's about 100%
October 24, 201213 yr You need a fucking telly in your house We have Smiffs, several, but as you know, there's never owt decent on it!
October 25, 201213 yr Try getting the remote control out of her hand whilst Emmerdale / corrie / eastenders is on. You will then have your own bed ayway All that shite gets sky plussed in our house, she watches it when im not home
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