I'm going to Brighton next week with my mate from here and meeting up with a good lad off WW (MG Whites) who's driving from Bolton.

 

That's happening..... sorted

 

I went visiting a certain lady tonight who got all jealous and was withholding her self unless she could go... so i said yes, even though it is a non-starter... there's no way you cuntshovellers are meeting her after the thread last week... suicide is a better option.

 

I need an escape route.

 

I think I might take her away for a night this weekend to pacify her and say my mate is all depressed after splitting up with his bird (despite the fact he has 2 on the go) and the weekend away will do him good

 

will it work?

 

 

it's all getting very expensive and complicated

Get rid.

Bunny boiler

You'll be under the patio next

Get away from her now!

Get her sectioned

Get her sectioned

 

Is that when you cut her into sections and feed to the pigs.

If she's like that already Jazza then you already know the correct course of action for this little dilemma...

If she's like that already Jazza then you already know the correct course of action for this little dilemma...

 

Bum her into next week?

Stay at here's the night before and purposely shit the bed, she won't want anything to do with you for a few days after that, jobs a good en.

Stay at here's the night before and purposely shit the bed, she won't want anything to do with you for a few days after that, jobs a good en.

 

Speaking from experience?

Don't think you need our advice on this one son, work it out for yourself.

 

A bird you just met on the net gets jealouis cos ur going to a match

 

Do the maths

My mate in sa once nipped out to the shops for a loaf of bread, we ended up driving 6 hours to durban for 5 days test cricket

Right even though all of the above are the right answers its not what Jazza wants to hear.

Right even though all of the above are the right answers its not what Jazza wants to hear.

another can?

be all loveing and romantic and take her

 

MG has room in the boot and then just leave her there she will be at least 500 mile away from you

 

and if she dose think out of you SHE WOULD WALK 500 MILE FOR YOU

be all loveing and romantic and take her

 

MG has room in the boot and then just leave her there she will be at least 500 mile away from you

 

and if she dose think out of you SHE WOULD WALK 500 MILE FOR YOU

 

I reckon you had that last line first and built the rest of your post around it.

 

Way to shoe horn the proclaimers in!

why the capital letters though?

why the capital letters though?

 

Too show us what part IS THE PUNCHLINE

Honestly though jazza just get her told, let her know its a lads outing and you want to take it a bit slow (i don't know what would be classed as slow for a bird who gets out the handcuffs on a first date though )

 

The more you lie the more you have to try and remember.

 

Thats my sensible quota post for the month.

IF she has to go and you want to carry on with her then noes the best time to get your brown wings with her.

Don't think you need our advice on this one son, work it out for yourself.

 

A bird you just met on the net gets jealouis cos ur going to a match

 

Do the maths

 

I didn't meet her on the net.... but yes... I know the course of action.... See what reception i get when/if I get back from Brighton

IF she has to go and you want to carry on with her then noes the best time to get your brown wings with her.

 

too late... already pinned on sleeve...

 

she's deffo not going. I'm seeing her Friday and will tell her Saturday morning that it's lads only (well I might wait until Sunday... may as well get another weekend out of it)

Brown wings already?

 

 

Good Lord. Handcuffs on the first "date" too. Where do you all meet these "ladies"?

 

Surely I'm not that much of an oddity.

Brown wings already?

 

 

Good Lord. Handcuffs on the first "date" too. Where do you all meet these "ladies"?

 

Surely I'm not that much of an oddity.

 

Nah, just frigid. Clearly.

Nah, just frigid. Clearly.

 

Thought so.

 

Thanks for clarifying