Come on people, one week today and Santa will be preparing all our prezzies!

 

May aswell close it mods.

Edited December 17, 201213 yr by Didledee

 

 

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Edited December 18, 201213 yr by CWP

Diddler

 

Can you keep your posts to less than ten words please?

 

I like bitesize, easily read whinging as I'm busy.

 

So, keep it punchy, keep it witty, keep it real.

 

What's your Mum getting you for Christmas?

 

 

How scary is this?

Edited December 18, 201213 yr by CWP

 

More tits less dick

 

 

Diddles, our (the mods) original issue was that you made every single thread all about you i.e. like this one. You were banned for the good of the site but mithered the fuck out of us to come back. A mistake on our part, in my opinion.

 

The Gary Speed thread you keep raising, the point was that this was the 3rd or 4th post in the Gary Speed RIP thread, many people didn't even know he'd died, his body was still warm, and you'd posted some fucked up bollocks and guess what... made that thread all about you too. The first thing that entered your head wasn't OMG or just RIP but some cheap point scoring. You were removed for your own good, like Sharps once was, as you'd gone way too far and provoked a (understandable) extreme reaction from people (which is what you are all about). Please stop raising this as you make yourself look more and more like a cunt each time.

 

This site isn't going to change for you, it's that simple.

One for Garrp:

 

Couldn't open this thread on the train for fear of looking like a fat pervert or a fat queer.

#fatqueerpervert

Couldn't open this thread on the train for fear of looking like a fat pervert or a fat queer.

 

you've just given somebody an open goal

This thread:

 

Didles:

 

 

Gonzo:

 

 

Sharpy:

 

 

 

you've just given somebody an open goal

 

I'm happy for people to say what they like, I'm not going to be reporting people or crying to moderators. This forum is about banter and I get that, not here to change the ethos.

Couldn't open this thread on the train for fear of looking like a fat pervert or a fat queer.

 

Hang on

 

You work for Virgin

 

You're on a train

 

I'll have bacon barm, a coffee and a copy of the Sun please.

 

Anyone find it peculiar that our female posters probably don't get a similar feeling when confronted by the first picture as most of the rest of us get from the second?

 

 

Well, that was a fuck up!

Edited December 18, 201213 yr by MickyD

Couldn't open this thread on the train for fear of looking like a fat pervert or a fat queer.

 

Mirror, mirror on the wall..........

Hang on

 

You work for Virgin

 

You're on a train

 

I'll have bacon barm, a coffee and a copy of the Sun please.

 

Do you want my piss or Brians piss in your coffee? or a mixture of both?

Didles is going to be fuming that you've posted that, after he's finished wanking.