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Annoying Bastard Sayings

I'll start you off with...........

 

In the hospital the other day i overheard some wet fart saying ''We are pregnant''

 

I nearly swung for the retard

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      I don't mind being called that one at all. It's a nice term of endearment. You're just grumpy, Daniel because you smell of chlamydia

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      "is it just me?"   "not being funny but....."   Any saying that contains impossible percentages such as "I'm with you 200%" or "the lads gave it 110%". No. They didn't.

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    I know YOLO, that's the prequel to that Bond film.

     

    FAM...no idea!

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    I know YOLO, that's the prequel to that Bond film.

     

    FAM...no idea!

     

    john lennon's wife?

     

    YOLO ONO

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    I know YOLO, that's the prequel to that Bond film.

     

    FAM...no idea!

     

    carpe diem for the remedial generation then?

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    FAM = fucking a munter.

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    More chav sayings the young uns keep saying

     

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    Amazeballs

     

    Jell

     

    Fam

     

    Yolo

     

    'Kin nob'eds (that one's mine)

     

    I'm please to announce I have never heard any of those

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    "time is a great healer, you will feel better"

     

    "oh you lost your mum too"

     

    "no but i know it will"

     

     

    fuck off and speak to someone else

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    "time is a great healer, you will feel better"

     

    "oh you lost your mum too"

     

    "no but i know it will"

     

     

    fuck off and speak to someone else

     

    To be honest Jay, people say stuff like that when there really is fuck all else to say to make you feel better. Many of us have lost parents and time really does go a long way to heal the hurt. The choice is say something that, at the time sounds trite, but is better than saying fuck all.

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    Fail

    Sick (As in good?!)

     

    You're not an American you complete cretin, don't copy those morons!

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    blokes who call their other half ''babes'' or ''peeps''.................want shooting

    Babes is annoying as fuck.
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