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Annoying Bastard Sayings

I'll start you off with...........

 

In the hospital the other day i overheard some wet fart saying ''We are pregnant''

 

I nearly swung for the retard

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      I don't mind being called that one at all. It's a nice term of endearment. You're just grumpy, Daniel because you smell of chlamydia

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      "is it just me?"   "not being funny but....."   Any saying that contains impossible percentages such as "I'm with you 200%" or "the lads gave it 110%". No. They didn't.

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    When people start a sentence with why and end it with for.

     

    "why you doing that for?" ..... Arrrggghhh!

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    When people start a sentence with why and end it with for.

     

    "why you doing that for?" ..... Arrrggghhh!

     

    Stop talking to Geordies then, man.

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    init

    we have a winner cant stand that
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    White men calling other white men brother/bruv.

     

    Unless they're related of course.

    Edited by no balls

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    The "brah" shit that seems to be creeping in

     

     

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    The "brah" shit that seems to be creeping in

     

    Sup brah?

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    The "brah" shit that seems to be creeping in

     

    Is that similar to 'meh'?

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    It's like a Hawaiian thing that, become popular because of Dog the Bounty Hunter.

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    the price of petrol will rise at midnight by 3p a litre

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    Salt & Vinigar (said in a chinnese sort of way)

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    what it is,is

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    You no what im saying.

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    Not a saying as such but the use of the word "Marra" up in northern Cumbria.

     

    Arrrghhhh!

     

    It's West Cumbria ie Workington/Whitehaven

     

    not North Cumbria for accuracy

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    It's West Cumbria ie Workington/Whitehaven

     

    not North Cumbria for accuracy

    Correct Jazza, only jam eaters use that phrase.
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    Correct Jazza, only jam eaters use that phrase.

     

    only place in World where a slanging match between 2 rival towns would sound like

     

    "fuck off you jam eater"

     

    to be replied with

     

    "you fuck off you jam eater"

     

    how can you call someone a jam eating bastard when it's the same insult they call you?

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    "That's random"

     

    Random is used far to much, usually by the not very well educated trying to sound bright.

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    "I'm not being......, but"

     

    ie "I'm not being a cunt, but" = "I'm going to say something really cuntish, but I'll be surprised if you're offended."

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    Snowed in.

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    "I'm not being......, but"

     

    ie "I'm not being a cunt, but" = "I'm going to say something really cuntish, but I'll be surprised if you're offended."

     

    It's like a disclaimer.

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    "I'm not being funny but..."

     

    "At the end of the day, right, ..."

     

    "Yeah, no..."

     

    "Can I get"

     

    "Hungry for success"

     

    Double negatives.

     

    People using "do" intead of "have".

     

    "You're so money supermarket you don't even know it" - it just doesn't make any sense.

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    Just had a count up and I say 11 of them from this thread :)

     

     

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    "People from the town would get behind a white local boxer"

    Edited by Big_Sharps

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    Oh and the one that annoys me more than any is 'bant' or 'banter'

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    Sportsmen who respond to a question with "Look" at the beginning of their answer. Used to be an Aussie thing but I've heard Cook and KP use it now.

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