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Apple Wankers

What's the best way to get an iphone 5 locked to EE/Orange available to giff gaff please

 

(not an i-phone wanker yet but thinking about becoming one)

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bloke I work with has the newest Experia, it's excellent

But it's a Sony - a poor mans apple

From what I've seen, the Sony camera function puts apple to shame

But it's a Sony - a poor mans apple

 

Shirley only the case if one aspired to own an apple.

  • 3 weeks later...

Just become a ipad wanker

Can anyone recommend some good apps for my little lad (3yr old)

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I sat next to a fat cunt on the train on Saturday and after 45 minutes politely told him if he banged me once more whilst playing some fuckin stupid game on his iPad which was some man running found a mountain and jumping onto rope swings which was controlled by him tilting the iPad furiously I would ram it where his boyfriend would find it...

 

Not really suitable for a 3 year old, just thought I'd share that with you iPad wankers

 

Have a nice day

reet, somebody was telling me on saturday that you can watch avis on an ipad, using vlc

 

yay or nay?

Try it and see. I am a fountain of knowledge until pint 8

  • 3 months later...

I'm on an iOS security and deployment course today.

 

Not overly impressed just yet.

I'm on an iOS security and deployment course today.

 

Not overly impressed just yet.

 

Trained wanker

 

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I'm on an iOS security and deployment course today.

 

Not overly impressed just yet.

 

A double wanker ... an orange warrior apple wanker

A double wanker ... an orange warrior apple wanker

 

You're not wrong.

  • 2 weeks later...

Cheaper than apple. I bought a refurb Mini for £229, my refurbed iPod is still going 5 years later, good as new.

  • 1 month later...

What's the best way to get an iphone 5 locked to EE/Orange available to giff gaff please

 

(not an i-phone wanker yet but thinking about becoming one)

 

I agree with CWP.

 

If it was your phone out of contract you could ring the network and they will unlock it for you via a posh text message that does somethin' to it's gubbins.

 

Seeing you got it from th'eBay, your nackered, take it a local / market phone shop, and they'll suss it.

 

Source: Long time apple wanker

Cheaper than apple. I bought a refurb Mini for £229, my refurbed iPod is still going 5 years later, good as new.

 

Nowt wrong with a bitta refurb ... Usually in good nicker. They age quite well apple wanker products ;)

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I installed IOS5 I think and it properly fucked up my 3GS, had to wait weeks for them to fix it. I'll be leaving it a while.

I installed IOS5 I think and it properly fucked up my 3GS, had to wait weeks for them to fix it. I'll be leaving it a while.

 

iPhone Wanker

iPhone Wanker

 

Windows 8 Wanker.

iPhone Wanker

 

 

Windows 8 Wanker.

 

 

Pair of wankers.

Windows 8 Wanker.

 

I'll give you that....it's a ridiculous system, I've done some fucking about today trying to get to grips with it. I don't know why I couldn't have had a laptop with XP on , you know where you are with XP!

you know where you are with XP!

 

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