She's got a face like a bag of spanners

Deeper than the Arley mine.

Numb as a pisstone.

Numb as a pisstone.

 

One of my dad's favourites. Love that one.

One of my dad's favourites. Love that one.

One of my dad's favourites aimed at me was " When ale's in, wits out. "

She's got more black heads than a Bob Marley concert.

 

She's got a face like a pan of piss.

 

She's got a face like a map of the Pennines.

Heard a new one last week in Leigh, " Thicker than a pon of smiffs lobby "

Heard a new one last week in Leigh, " Thicker than a pon of smiffs lobby "

 

They'd clearly not heard about mine

Favers she's been apple dunking in chip fat.

They'd clearly not heard about mine

You will have to bring some in Scotts on Tuesday neet. Will i have to bring my own jar of beetroot along ?

You will have to bring some in Scotts on Tuesday neet. Will i have to bring my own jar of beetroot along ?

 

I won't have enough hands for condiments too, so yes.

I won't have enough hands for condiments too, so yes.

So i will baz a jar of beetroot and red cabbage in my outside pockets, and can stuff a small baguette into my inside pocket. Sorted.

We could have NB's Lobby Corner, it'll be a winner on a cowd neet @ Reebok. We need a charity the proceeds need to go to though.

I hope Scotts provide a couple of dishes and some spoons.

I hope Scotts provide a couple of dishes and some spoons.

 

If you'd said sooner I could've made one that could've been served in slices come Tuesday night.

Edited February 24, 201313 yr by no balls

Sliced lobby, heaven, S. Got the munchie's on now.

Six axe handles across the acre.

 

Looks like the south end of a north bound cow.

 

Seen a better head on a boil.

a face only a mother would love

 

a face like a melted welly

A face like a bulldog chewing a wasp

 

A face like a bulldog chewing on nettles

 

Last time I saw a arse that big it had a copper on its back

Edited February 25, 201313 yr by Breightmet Boy

Face on like Id just walked in on christmas day and pissed all over her kids.

like throwing a sausage down the back street

It's like feeding a tic-tac to a whale.

Your voice hasn't even broken and you smell of crime.

She's had enough cock to make a handrail around Wembley

 

If beauty is only skin deep, then she's inside out

Cocked more times than John Wayne's gun

 

Fower than a summons

Favvers he's got a bit of downs in him

You're on a par with your brother.