She's got a face like a bag of spanners

About as interesting as watching Nick Clegg get ready for bed

All over the place like a mad woman's shit

All over the place like a mad woman's shit

 

 

I've no idea why this one made me titter so.

" Yon mon has geet a sken like a tanner cross bet "

As dry as a skeleton's arse.

Teeter than a duck's arse.

Their face'd stand clogging.

"Great supine proto-plasmic invertebrate jellies." - BoJo style...

 

http://news.sky.com/story/1056747/boris-calls-london-assembly-members-jellies

face like a bag of piss

Edited February 26, 201313 yr by Frandsen08

As miserable as Smithills_gent/Captain_Med/RUREADY2ROLL *insert name of generic moaning fucker here.

Had a face that showed God has a sense of humour!

As welcome as megson

Like sticking your cock out the window and fucking the night.

More lines on her face than Crewe Junction

More chins than a chinese telephone book.

Sweats like a priest in a scout hut.

Cunt like a walk in wardrobe

A cunt like a decorators glue bucket

Like parting a cheese toastie

Looks like She has been whacked between the Legs with a bag of Soot ( Hairy clopper)

sweating like a fat bird on a bouncy castle

There's was one that appeared on another wways thread a few months back that I found amusing.

 

"Wetter than an otter's pocket"

Muckier than a farmers welly.

Edited February 28, 201313 yr by gonzo

wetter than a week in Blackpool

"like sticking your nob in a welly of custard"

"so ugly ,monkeys wouldn't play wi her"

"she would fricken a police horse"

You stick her face on the mantle piece to scare the kids away from the fire.