You get a lot of single mums gagging for it and those holiday camps, worthy of a visit IMO

 

Bloody Hell, that kid on the left looks like she means business.......a proper evil glint in her eye

Not really, its two thirds of not a lot but its not up to me to share

 

I've sussed it now off that cryptic clue.

Does it involve brown wings?

Does it involve brown wings?

 

Nah, I think Smiffs already said he's not a fan of KFC.

Does it involve brown wings?

 

I'm not sure, but there's a 3rd party involvement.

Smiffs says it's two thirds of not a lot, but it's not up to him to share.

 

So, in Ted Rogers 3-2-1 clue solving mode: two thirds is two out of three, him and Jd are already mentioned and she has to do something to get a trip to the Maldives.

With me so far?

 

So, if Smiffs and JD are two out of three, he must want a 3-way with Jd and another bird.

All we need to do now is work out who the extra person is.

I'm not sure, but there's a 3rd party involvement.

Smiffs says it's two thirds of not a lot, but it's not up to him to share.

 

 

So, if Smiffs and JD are two out of three, he must want a 3-way with Jd and another bird.

All we need to do now is work out who the extra person is.

 

...and by saying "of not a lot" - we can deduce the other bird is also quite short.........

 

 

are we getting there yet Smiffs?

 

 

I'm not sure, but there's a 3rd party involvement.

Smiffs says it's two thirds of not a lot, but it's not up to him to share.

 

So, in Ted Rogers 3-2-1 clue solving mode: two thirds is two out of three, him and Jd are already mentioned and she has to do something to get a trip to the Maldives.

With me so far?

 

So, if Smiffs and JD are two out of three, he must want a 3-way with Jd and another bird.

All we need to do now is work out who the extra person is.

 

Who says it's another bird?

....a good point.......can we think of any short blokes who might be interested......?

Who says it's another bird?

 

You can fuck spiders

I'm not sure, but there's a 3rd party involvement.

Smiffs says it's two thirds of not a lot, but it's not up to him to share.

 

So, in Ted Rogers 3-2-1 clue solving mode: two thirds is two out of three, him and Jd are already mentioned and she has to do something to get a trip to the Maldives.

With me so far?

 

So, if Smiffs and JD are two out of three, he must want a 3-way with Jd and another bird.

All we need to do now is work out who the extra person is.

 

Fucking hell talk about over analysis!

 

 

 

I'd sell my wedding ring but it would get me a weekend in Butlins.

 

Work the rest out.

I'd book tomorrow!

 

I've told you what you need to do!

 

tea over the screen

Fucking hell talk about over analysis!

 

 

 

I'd sell my wedding ring but it would get me a weekend in Butlins.

 

Work the rest out.

 

There's no smoke without fire and this is Wanderersways,

There was no smoke, so I had to start my own fire!

You can fuck Spider,i'll just watch

 

is that close ?

Have I just found out what the end game is?

I've had some belting weekends at butlins for the southport weekender

only ever went once nov92 minehead with ex mavies and a couple

 

last time i shaged her in the shower there