no balls Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 I am STILL to encounter a Scottish person who has a strong preference for independence. Jazza seems well up for it.The fact that he seems to spend most if his time south of the border is odd though if it's so great up there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Jazza seems well up for it. The fact that he seems to spend most if his time south of the border is odd though if it's so great up there. To be fair to him, he's a free spirit and wanders where ever his will directs him. I suppose that's one of the reasons he lives in a caravan, so he can upsticks and move where ever he likes. I sometimes envy Jazza's lifestyle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomski Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 To be fair to him, he's a free spirit and wanders where ever his will directs him. I suppose that's one of the reasons he lives in a caravan, so he can upsticks and move where ever he likes. I sometimes envy Jazza's lifestyle Not his cider drinking though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Not his cider drinking though. Not the drinking bit of it, I would be dead if I drank that amount. I mean the way that on a whim he can just decide to go to Charlton v Bolton and travel all the way down from Scotchland at very short notice and then spend a few days kicking around in that there London. He's a free spirit. I'd like to say that I can do things on a whim, but in reality I can't........or at least not more than once every couple of month, otherwise I'd get my balls chopped off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomski Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Not the drinking bit of it, I would be dead if I drank that amount. I mean the way that on a whim he can just decide to go to Charlton v Bolton and travel all the way down from Scotchland at very short notice and then spend a few days kicking around in that there London. He's a free spirit. I'd like to say that I can do things on a whim, but in reality I can't........or at least not more than once every couple of month, otherwise I'd get my balls chopped off! Absolutely it has it's merits and I admire his drinking capacity also just wouldn't fancy cider all day as my choice of poison, which is odd as for a spell it's all I'd drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Absolutely it has it's merits and I admire his drinking capacity also just wouldn't fancy cider all day as my choice of poison, which is odd as for a spell it's all I'd drink. ... in a glass, with ice ... in your pink shirt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomski Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 ... in a glass, with ice ... in your pink shirt? No strongbow in my pre metrosexual days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 No strongbow in my pre metrosexual days. Good man. I never quite got how all of a sudden putting ice in a glass first made a pikey's drink fashionable. Great marketing I suppose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomski Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Good man. I never quite got how all of a sudden putting ice in a glass first made a pikey's drink fashionable. Great marketing I suppose. Some things don't sit right with me and a strawberry flavoured alcoholic drink aimed at men is one of these. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 3 things.... 1.. I do like an odd strong cider but am not gay or a carrot cruncher so don't drink it all the time 2... Although I've had a bit of a relapse since splitting up with girlfriend (not waddyesque though) I've calmed down a lot 3 & most important... I don't' live in a fuckin caravan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Jazza seems well up for it. The fact that he seems to spend most if his time south of the border is odd though if it's so great up there. I am well up for it To be fair to him, he's a free spirit and wanders where ever his will directs him. I suppose that's one of the reasons he lives in a caravan, so he can upsticks and move where ever he likes. I sometimes envy Jazza's lifestyle Why do you think I got divorced? Not his cider drinking though. see above Not the drinking bit of it, I would be dead if I drank that amount. I mean the way that on a whim he can just decide to go to Charlton v Bolton and travel all the way down from Scotchland at very short notice and then spend a few days kicking around in that there London. He's a free spirit. I'd like to say that I can do things on a whim, but in reality I can't........or at least not more than once every couple of month, otherwise I'd get my balls chopped off! ex just about did chop them off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomski Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Boo to point 2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andybwfc Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Jazza loves everything English. He is a closet Englishman Time to come out James Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Jazza loves everything English. He is a closet Englishman Time to come out James you know me better than that Andy we've had run ins about it for 10 years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 3 & most important... I don't' live in a fuckin caravan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 I thought you got divorced because she fired you off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 I thought you got divorced because she fired you off? See reasons for being fired off listed above Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andybwfc Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 you know me better than that Andy we've had run ins about it for 10 years Thats the last time you have a Carrs Pasty at ours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Thats the last time you have a Carrs Pasty at ours It usually ends in my pint anyway.. Have to catch up soon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anewman Posted April 5, 2013 Author Share Posted April 5, 2013 hope we have a visa system to keep the cunts out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted April 5, 2013 Members Share Posted April 5, 2013 hope we have a visa system to keep the cunts out Mastercard, Diners - there must be some payment we can make to keep the fuckers on the other side of the wall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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