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A large glass of red wine to finish off a Sunday.

Edited April 21, 201313 yr by no balls

A large glass of red wine to finish off a Sunday.

 

my plan exactly,maybe followed by another swift one

A sit down wee.

Waking up with a clear head early on a sunny Saturday morning. Anything feels possible.

A nicely warmed bottle of Malbec

Worcester Sauce French Fries.

 

I do't know why, I just fancied some.

Henry Westons 2011 vintage

Sunday breakfast with eggy bread

Sunday breakfast with eggy bread

 

never had eggy bread, obviously I have never lived

being fed until my stomach burst,watered and paid in bangers n mash on a very cushy local job.. well done radcliffewhite1,you did superb for a Bury lad

Watching my 2 year old lad take apart a chippy dinner like Terry Waite on his homecoming.

 

 

Watching my 2 year old lad take apart a chippy dinner like Terry Waite on his homecoming.

 

chippy tea on a sunday. disgusting you pikey twat

A run out to Fredericks Ice Cream for a bit of 2 scoop action

 

I've been too rock & roll this weekend.

chippy tea on a sunday. disgusting you pikey twat

 

They have opened a chippy restraunt jobby next door,the lad loves it.

 

Not for me though sweetcheeks...you don't run a Bentley on diesel do you?

They have opened a chippy restraunt jobby next door,the lad loves it.

 

Not for me though sweetcheeks...you don't run a Bentley on diesel do you?

 

correct old chap,get bio fuel in the bentley

Having a good meaty dump, one that you really have to force out and that almost causes the blood vessels in your eyes to pop because your pushing that hard.

 

This was going to be my reply.

 

Nothing better than a dump, only time unusually get to myself.

 

I usually take a 5 minute walk daily to the nicer toilets at work.

A run out to Fredericks Ice Cream for a bit of 2 scoop action

 

Another euphemism?

Tugging at a seemingly innocuous little bogey, and being pleasantly surprised to find that it's a monster six incher pulled from the back of your brain.

Another euphemism?

 

No. Though sucking on a chocolate waffle cone in the car was fun!

A Good old fashioned Wank.

 

 

No. Though sucking on a chocolate waffle cone in the car was fun!

 

Filth.

 

 

This was going to be my reply.

 

Nothing better than a dump, only time unusually get to myself.

 

I usually take a 5 minute walk daily to the nicer toilets at work.

first solid shite after a spell of the clippety's is heaven sent

Champney's hand wash

Lancashire Sauce

 

Wowsers, it's taken me 36 years to find this wonderful thing