April 30, 201313 yr Going on from Spaznob's thoughts on Butlins being a complete shagfest,Ive always thought the same about the civil service etc. Theres a call center on Faraday Way not far from me that sells gas and electric to new build offices and all that bollocks.its actually owned by Andy Pilley,the Fleetwood mon. This place is well known for being one giant shagfest,so much so when work was a bit crap the other year I mentioned getting a job there to earn a bob or two just to keep me going...but our peg was having non of it. My mate worked there for a brief spell last year and all the staff are bang on the chang in the toilets,pub at dinner and everyone shagging eachother. He told me one girl on here first day shagged 3 seperate lads after having a few too many lunch-time sherbets in the Old England. Sounds ace. Obviously with me spending much of my working life on a building site,such behavior never really took off! But when I worked in a pub from the age of 16 to 20,it was one giant shagfest,everyone was nobbin eachother.Even the manageress got tag teamed in Waterfront womens toilets,tight fit as you could imagine. My local down the road recently held its very own Bukakke event where one of the sultry waitresses was taken to task on the pool table after hours by 7 chefs. Sooper dooper. Our pegs pub has had more internal affairs than the News of the world So i ask all you office jockeys,are you all it like sailors on leave? Are us manual workers missing a trick? Due to the repressed sexual atmosphere in manual work enviroments,do all other manual workers dress up in womens clothes at night to release the tension? Or is it just the sauna at the gym?
April 30, 201313 yr Going on from Spaznob's thoughts on Butlins being a complete shagfest,Ive always thought the same about the civil service etc. Theres a call center on Faraday Way not far from me that sells gas and electric to new build offices and all that bollocks.its actually owned by Andy Pilley,the Fleetwood mon. This place is well known for being one giant shagfest,so much so when work was a bit crap the other year I mentioned getting a job there to earn a bob or two just to keep me going...but our peg was having non of it. My mate worked there for a brief spell last year and all the staff are bang on the chang in the toilets,pub at dinner and everyone shagging eachother. He told me one girl on here first day shagged 3 seperate lads after having a few too many lunch-time sherbets in the Old England. Sounds ace. Obviously with me spending much of my working life on a building site,such behavior never really took off! But when I worked in a pub from the age of 16 to 20,it was one giant shagfest,everyone was nobbin eachother.Even the manageress got tag teamed in Waterfront womens toilets,tight fit as you could imagine. My local down the road recently held its very own Bukakke event where one of the sultry waitresses was taken to task on the pool table after hours by 7 chefs. Sooper dooper. Our pegs pub has had more internal affairs than the News of the world So i ask all you office jockeys,are you all it like sailors on leave? Are us manual workers missing a trick? Due to the repressed sexual atmosphere in manual work enviroments,do all other manual workers dress up in womens clothes at night to release the tension? Or is it just the sauna at the gym? 7 chefs? 7? must've been some size of pub
April 30, 201313 yr Andy Pileys place sounds great! Not on the same scale but when I was at Sainsburys everyone was humping anyone, secret rendezvous and all that. Last couple of jobs I've had are the complete opposite, don't hear a peep or I'm not invited anymore ha.
April 30, 201313 yr I've done quite a few girls from work over the years, but whilst the groundwork has been put in at the water cooler or kettle, the actual physical stuff always happened out of work and usually after a Xmas party. I often wish I'd started here about 10-20 years earlier though when it was an old ICI site. It was huge and hundreds if not thousands of employees. There were 2 pubs on site and it was the norm on Fridays to down tools at 11.30am and then just go on the lash. Most would then stagger back to their offices or labs and then just have a an hour's nap and then leave at 4.00pm. There are many, many stories of the mail room girls receiving lengths on these such days. I'm well jell.
April 30, 201313 yr I was a meter reader for a couple of years in my early 20's, I only had one shag though ...... I saw more tits and bush than Jackie Treehorn though.
April 30, 201313 yr They're all young lads here and they call me mum. One of the girls in my team caught some of the little buggers the other week saying they reckon I'd be filth. They got a telling off! Dirty boys! Still I walked off laughing, you take any compliment you can at my age
April 30, 201313 yr They're all young lads here and they call me mum. One of the girls in my team caught some of the little buggers the other week saying they reckon I'd be filth. They got a telling off! Dirty boys! Still I walked off laughing, you take any compliment you can at my age
April 30, 201313 yr Sat in the waiting area at the hospital pissing my sides Getting some funny looks
April 30, 201313 yr ...... I saw more tits and bush than Jackie Treehorn though. Well done Jazza, it wasn't lost on me
April 30, 201313 yr Surely everyone's had a workplace shag or at the least a fumble At work? Never, I'm here to work.
April 30, 201313 yr Surely everyone's had a workplace shag or at the least a fumble even Diddles in the butty shop?
April 30, 201313 yr even Diddles in the butty shop? Pretty confident there must be loads of shagging in swannys company.
April 30, 201313 yr xmas doos were a nightmare well the festivities and fumbles weren't but the aftermath of seeing certain birds the days after made brew time awkward/interesting!
April 30, 201313 yr Was working at a petrol station (at night serving through the hatch) many moons ago. On my first night I nailed the lass showing me what to do, second night she was under the htach noshing me off while I was serving
April 30, 201313 yr The Pack Horse Christmas parties were fucking brilliant. You had all the bar staff, kitchen staff, waitresses and cleaners. It was absolutely full of muff. It was also an opprtunity for the management to clear their cellars out and sell off the discontinued bottled beers, usually stuff like Blackcurrant Hooch, Smirnoff Mule, etc. The gfact they were selling them at around 30p a bottle meant everybody got absolutely, and I mean absolutely shit-faced. One year I got a room (at staff rate of course) with a real hottie (who wanted nothing to do with me whatsoever afterwards) and the morning after I lent her my coat to wear home on her taxi ride of shame. The week after her boyfriend came into the pub and threw it at me over the bar . The year after I was fingering a room-cleaning bird round the corner (at the entrance of the underground car park) and a car pulled up next to us and beeped. It was her dad who'd come to pick her up. He didn't seem to mind I was knuckles deep. I think they were from Farnworth. I think that was the last year they had them though as the managers all ended up fighting in reception and the police had to be called. Happy, happy days. Edited April 30, 201313 yr by DazBob
April 30, 201313 yr The year after I was fingering a room-cleaning bird round the corner (at the entrance of the underground car park) and a car pulled up next to us and beeped. It was her dad who'd come to pick her up. He didn't seem to mind I was knuckles deep. I think they were from Farnworth. Coming from Farnworth, he was probably quite happy that you had got her moist for him, saves him having to do any of that foreplay stuff
April 30, 201313 yr Working at Bolton Royal was one big shag in my younger days, got paid time n half a few times shagging and as for the parties at the nursing home discos, the headboards up and down the corridors did some banging. Happy days
April 30, 201313 yr Coming from Farnworth, he was probably quite happy that you had got her moist for him, saves him having to do any of that foreplay stuff Farnworth lads go in dry, mate. They love the friction. Edited April 30, 201313 yr by Traf
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