August 7, 201313 yr Author I thought that was decent bait for the animal lovers on here. I'll have to do better.
August 7, 201313 yr Author If it said 'free pussy' there'd be a stampede Most on here prefer to pay for it, allegedly
August 7, 201313 yr If it said 'free pussy' there'd be a stampede Do you know, I really hate it when it's called that. It's horrid. I prefer the proper sweary words than that!
August 7, 201313 yr It had to be said in this particular thread. Truthfully I don't think theres an acceptable alternative. Hate T, C, Flower, Mary or any of the ones the savages will come up with. We should campaign for an alternative term.
August 7, 201313 yr Do you know, I really hate it when it's called that. It's horrid. I prefer the proper sweary words than that! what do you call yours ??? an ex called hers a mini dont know y you could fit a buss up there fluse is a nice one
August 7, 201313 yr It had to be said in this particular thread. Truthfully I don't think theres an acceptable alternative. Hate T, C, Flower, Mary or any of the ones the savages will come up with. We should campaign for an alternative term. I don't mind mary, but it may well ruin a moment of passion calling it that There's a girl at work calls hers Daisy. She's been told to find an alternative!
August 7, 201313 yr Whats wrong with a good old fashioned name "fanny" - that word seems to have gone out of fashion
August 7, 201313 yr Whats wrong with a good old fashioned name "fanny" - that word seems to have gone out of fashion Another good one. Show us yer fanny. That sounds more comedic than mucky!
August 7, 201313 yr Excellent Out if interest, where and when was that taken........ Outside my house Bastard cats. Edited August 7, 201313 yr by C86
August 7, 201313 yr a gent wouldn't comment.............................................but as i'm no gent..........clout,snatch,kipper
August 7, 201313 yr true story many moons ago my uncle was fitting new windows at my parents. he put in the glass and started to putty around,then nipped to the van. there was an almighty smash,the window was broke and the putty had vanished. he got some more glass fitted it,put the putty in,went for a brew and the glass smashed again. The putty had vanished again. for a third time,he got some glass,put it in followed by the putty then went for a pee. again,a loud smash of glass and there was no putty agin. he thought i was taking the piss,whereas we thought there was a ghost in the house. so he asked me to go to the glaziers with him and stay with him at all times. we got back,fitted the glass,ran the putty round,then decided to hide behind the sofa to see what happened. bizarrely a big bastard cat appeared from nowhere and ate all the putty. and if you're wondering it was a Putty Cat
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