when a great friday night is sat on the patio, supping ale, feeding the woodburner with the puppy wrapped around your feet

Edited September 27, 201312 yr by Casino

You know your old when your arguing with an adult about not remembering that liv v Arsenal game of 89 and they then inform you they weren't born

I simply can't trust anyone that doesn't remember Italia 90.

I simply can't trust anyone that doesn't remember Italia 90.

Or can answer the basics of footy trivia.

I simply can't trust anyone that doesn't remember Italia 90.

 

I can't trust teetotal scots

White stubble / beard hair

Or can answer the basics of footy trivia.

Talking to the assistant bloke in the gym on weds when the carling cup was on the telly.

 

In conversation I said "makes no odds to me anyway this,we got knocked out in the last round"

 

He said "who do you support?"

 

I said "Bolton mate"

 

He said "arr yeah I saw that,you played burnley in the first round didn't you?...then they played Blackburn"

 

I just walked off.

I now have more hairs in my nostrils than on my bonce.

Talking to the assistant bloke in the gym on weds when the carling cup was on the telly.

 

In conversation I said "makes no odds to me anyway this,we got knocked out in the last round"

 

He said "who do you support?"

 

I said "Bolton mate"

 

He said "arr yeah I saw that,you played burnley in the first round didn't you?...then they played Blackburn"

 

I just walked off.

New bloke at work tried to ingratiate himself with some football small talk last week.

 

The conversation (and all future football conversations) came to an abrupt end when he asked if Nolan still played for us.

I simply can't trust anyone that doesn't remember Italia 90.

Correct.

I can't trust teetotal scots

I'm gagging for a beer so that's good enough reason for me!

Correct.

I don't because I was 5. Does that count?

I don't because I was 5. Does that count?

 

I went and don't remember much of it without photographic or TV prompting.

I don't because I was 5. Does that count?

Means you were born in the 80's that's fine.

Talking to the assistant bloke in the gym on weds when the carling cup was on the telly.

 

In conversation I said "makes no odds to me anyway this,we got knocked out in the last round"

 

He said "who do you support?"

 

I said "Bolton mate"

 

He said "arr yeah I saw that,you played burnley in the first round didn't you?...then they played Blackburn"

 

I just walked off.

 

thinly veiled, I go to the gym.