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You Know You're Old

when a great friday night is sat on the patio, supping ale, feeding the woodburner with the puppy wrapped around your feet

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Sounds like a plan. Ale, patio and the burner are always good. What type is the puppy?

An hot dog?

Can't think of a better place, the wife and her mate are talking shit, I can't hear the bloody telly.

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An hot dog?

 

 

very good :)

 

spaniel/poodle cross

 

with fooking sharp teeth

very good :)

 

spaniel/poodle cross

 

with fooking sharp teeth

 

They all have sharp teeth! Mines a Westie called Finlay, I wanted McGinlay had to compromise, we end up calling him Finlay McGinlay anyway. Dogs are ace!

when a great friday night is sat on the patio, supping ale, feeding the woodburner with the puppy wrapped around your feet

Spaniels ears?

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They all have sharp teeth! Mines a Westie called Finlay, I wanted McGinlay had to compromise, we end up calling him Finlay McGinlay anyway. Dogs are ace!

 

ours is duggie

 

if he keeps biting he'll be gone by christmas

ours is duggie

 

if he keeps biting he'll be gone by Christmas

 

Haha. He'll dig himself out of this hole. I reckon you'll throw him a bone and keep the faith.

when a great friday night is sat on the patio, supping ale, feeding the woodburner with the puppy wrapped around MY COCK

LW and KL best friends.

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when a great friday night is sat on the patio, supping ale, feeding the woodburner with the puppy wrapped around your feet

dancing round the mayPole

My dogs called Sam

 

Tried changing it to "fuck off you ginger twat" but he stopped coming back on the field.

My dogs called Sam

 

Tried changing it to "fuck off you ginger twat" but he stopped coming back on the field.

'People who know dogs' will tell you that is the wrong approach.

It's not just a case of getting owd and preferring the snug of home, these days you're genuinely not missing much not going out...

 

Most pubs are shit, clubs ditto, music is shit, the drugs are shit and the booze is shit and expensive, everywhere is fucking teaming with 'roid heads itching to kick off.

 

It's fucking shiiite, give me a glass of cider and some rice, piri sardines and beans and I'm happy.

 

Pixies are on Jools Holland too...

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When it's all starting to get giddy and you say "I can't be going daft, I've got a big day on tomorrow", then come wom.

Fuck off Youri with your rational approach. what kind of sense is that?


I usually love my Friday treat of I pint with the lads n lasses in my local, but as I'm working all weekend stayed in. I used to dream of nights like these these during my disco days :)

You know you are old when you notice your feet hurting after a night out! #twostepstomping

You know you are old when you notice your feet hurting after a night out! #twostepstomping

My knees in my case

You know you are old when you notice your feet hurting after a night out! #twostepstomping

 

Might be a weight not age issue mate :)

Might be a weight not age issue mate :)

I am a finely tuned athlete :D

I am a finely tuned athlete :D

Indeed......they just haven't invented the sport in which you'll excel yet though

Indeed......they just haven't invented the sport in which you'll excel yet though

 

 

It's A Knockout. Perfect for him.

It's not just a case of getting owd and preferring the snug of home, these days you're genuinely not missing much not going out...

 

Most pubs are shit, clubs ditto, music is shit, the drugs are shit and the booze is shit and expensive...

 

Old fuckers have been peddling similar reasons/excuses for decades.

You know your old when your arguing with an adult about not remembering that liv v Arsenal game of 89 and they then inform you they weren't born

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