October 4, 201312 yr Reet, I've started a bit of a one-man backlash today in Manc, every time I've seen some twat sporting a full beard I've given them a vinegarey "what the fuck do you look like?" grimace of disdain... To be fair most of them have looked sheepish and had a moment of clarity/self-awareness (in my mind at least) and realised what a twat they look. Do them a favour, in the long term, stare at these beard twats, possibly while tutting, they'll buy you a pint in a few years time. We could sway a worrying trend here, let's try at least? Edited October 4, 201312 yr by Youri McAnespie
October 4, 201312 yr Beards are very very in Bit odd considering operation yew tree I blame NQ / Chorlton berady weirdy wankers being "trendy" Jules Not bitter at all that I could not grow a decent beard to save my life
October 4, 201312 yr A beard is the easiest way to make yourself look like a nonce. Smileys brother has one and he's a geography teacher. But I'm not suggesting he's a Paedo.
October 4, 201312 yr Are you counting this 'new' craze where lads are using electric shaves to give designer stubble in your quest. I hope you are. Mach 3 and a bit of foam. None of this number 2 all over your face business. I wish establishments would bring back door rules where you had to be smart, which included a proper shave
October 4, 201312 yr Author These wankers in 'town' today - ten a penny, fucks knows what possesses them, couldn't tackle a cooked breakfast most of 'em. It's a kind of reclaiming of masculinity after metrosexuality gone horribly wrong... They look like their face is going to be in the local rag with: "Downloaded 4,567 Images" underneath it. I blame those shithouse Tennesee Tarquins meself. Edited October 4, 201312 yr by Youri McAnespie
October 4, 201312 yr Author Are you counting this 'new' craze where lads are using electric shaves to give designer stubble in your quest. I hope you are. Mach 3 and a bit of foam. None of this number 2 all over your face business. I wish establishments would bring back door rules where you had to be smart, which included a proper shave Nah, whilst they look like utter cunts also, at least they're making a nod toward grooming of the non-sexual, non-posing as a 16 year old lad on Facebook kind. It's solely the full beard twats - this is the fucking North, if you're doing that, then it's Grimsby or D-Wing or bust.
October 4, 201312 yr Beards are very very in Bit odd considering operation yew tree I blame NQ / Chorlton berady weirdy wankers being "trendy" Jules Not bitter at all that I could not grow a decent beard to save my life I don't think I have met any alright people from chorlton. Let it go chorltonites your student days are over.
October 4, 201312 yr A beard is the easiest way to make yourself look like a nonce. Smileys brother has one and he's a geography teacher. But I'm not suggesting he's a Paedo. Who Smiley or Peter North?
October 4, 201312 yr I've had about 5 wet shaves in the last 10 years Fuck all to do with style Everything to do with lazyness
October 4, 201312 yr Author The ones from round here doing all this hipster rubbish, you feel like grabbing hold of them and shouting - "Your from up here stop trying so hard, you're alreet as you are FFS!" Bum some sense into them Edited October 4, 201312 yr by Youri McAnespie
October 4, 201312 yr Out lad has a sort if beard thing going on that he pisses about with a shaver thing to make more monly. I'm not keen but clean shaven he looks about 12
October 4, 201312 yr Beards are grown to entice children It's that simple "Stubble" is acceptable as long as it isn't shaped. Laziness is ok as a bloke. However, Youri is right. Beards are a no no unless you can fit down a chimney.
October 4, 201312 yr Beards are grown to entice children It's that simple "Stubble" is acceptable as long as it isn't shaped. Laziness is ok as a bloke. However, Youri is right. Beards are a no no unless you can fit down a chimney. Thinly veiled 'I've got a ginger beard so can't have one"
October 4, 201312 yr Thinly veiled 'I've got a ginger beard so can't have one" You drive a car with a vase in the dashboard Let's not fight for any moral high ground eh?
October 4, 201312 yr You drive a car with a vase in the dashboard Let's not fight for any moral high ground eh? I will take that as a yes, ginge
October 4, 201312 yr Author There's no surer way to 'out' yourself as one of the afflicted 'strawberry blonde should've been drowned in a builder's bucket at birth' than letting your beard grow out... A week and no more as a rule of thumb, no shaping or trimming either - it's a slippy slope toward bleaching your anus that.
October 4, 201312 yr Just wait till Gumbo et al start the muzzies again next month If beard says peado, tache definitely screams it through a loudspeaker
October 4, 201312 yr I've had about 5 wet shaves in the last 10 years Fuck all to do with style Everything to do with lazyness Same as me. Electric shave takes 5 mins 2 or 3 mornings a week. Wet shaving takes 20 minutes and leaves a lot more mess in the sink for me to get shouted at for.
October 4, 201312 yr Just wait till Gumbo et al start the muzzies again next month If beard says peado, tache definitely screams it through a loudspeaker Tashes are just wrong diddly diddly wrong wrong
October 4, 201312 yr a leccy shave every night when i get home would take a few minutes i forget and next thing its thursday night and wet shave time i really am a dick ps vote this up and the red card will be out
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