You can shove your tv thread up your arse.

 

This is where men that are comfortable in their own sexuality can talk.

 

Peter has an affair with Tina in corrie.

 

Sonia is back in eastenders.

 

And the baby thing with charity in emerdale comes out at Xmas.

 

This is a according to my soaps magazine.

 

Corried double bill plus eastenders and Emmy tonight.

 

Lets do this shit.

Ewwwww. Corned Beef Legs

Do you need a key to get them open?

Do you need a key to get them open?

she would be ace covered piccalilli.

she would be ace covered piccalilli.

Your piccalilli or somebody elses?

Both

Your piccalilli or somebody elses?

 

Gentlemen's Relish, surely?

Ewwwww. Corned Beef Legs

How the fuck did you get as far as the legs?

Why isn't Marlon bumming that new bird in the cafe, who turned up for a blind date?

MR58.............Belle Dingle seems to have grown up a little bit.......

I'm keeping a close eye on this 1

I'm going for......"innocent looking schoolgirl, but probably filthy" section

Do you have a copy of my list?

Why isn't Marlon bumming that new bird in the cafe, who turned up for a blind date?

She's lovely and he's a gayer

Big Tony is gonna slap Callum and Macca round the chops with his semi erect monster BBC.

 

Fact.

Carla's staying yippeeeeeeeee

 

Shane Ward (ex X Factor) is gonna knock 1 right into her........ Fact

I wonder if Callum had a tickle whilst Sarah-Lou was out cold

I wonder if Callum had a tickle whilst Sarah-Lou was out cold

He should've just jizzed over her face

 

Told you Gonzo, Ross isn't dead

I thought lloyd was going to plough into Kim Tate.

 

He sobered up quickly last night when he phoned big beak Andrea.

What happened in both corrie and eastenders last night?

 

What happened with Callum, has Big Toe steamed into him yet?

 

What happened with Kathy on Eastenders?

I don't do Eastenders, Gonzo is your man

 

Corry

Jason is still in his coma, so Tony doesn't know who's done it yet

Little Max has told the old Bill that it was his dad who did it

Callum has drugged Sarah Lou

Carla has had her car repossessed

Lloyd will knock 1 into Kim Tate very soon 

I don't do Eastenders, Gonzo is your man

 

Corry

Jason is still in his coma, so Tony doesn't know who's done it yet

Little Max has told the old Bill that it was his dad who did it

Callum has drugged Sarah Lou

Carla has had her car repossessed

Lloyd will knock 1 into Kim Tate very soon 

 

 

How and what did he drug her with?

How and what did he drug her with?

Poured something into her drink int'rovers

I don't do Eastenders, Gonzo is your man

 

Corry

Jason is still in his coma, so Tony doesn't know who's done it yet

Little Max has told the old Bill that it was his dad who did it

Callum has drugged Sarah Lou

Carla has had her car repossessed

Lloyd will knock 1 into Kim Tate very soon 

 

He also got Bethany to go down the police station and give him an alibi

What happened in both corrie and eastenders last night?

 

What happened with Callum, has Big Toe steamed into him yet?

 

What happened with Kathy on Eastenders?

Think they brought Kathy back because they're running out of suspects for Lucy's murder.

I don't do Eastenders, Gonzo is your man

 

Corry

Jason is still in his coma, so Tony doesn't know who's done it yet

Little Max has told the old Bill that it was his dad who did it

Callum has drugged Sarah Lou

Carla has had her car repossessed

Lloyd will knock 1 into Kim Tate very soon

 

All correct except Lloyd starts giving Liz MacDonald a length.

Big tony will muller Callum when he finds out

Fuckin ell MR58 you called it!!

 

Gee whizz.

Fuckin ell MR58 you called it!!

 

Gee whizz.

I sure did mate i was jumping around the house in excitement

 

Ross in 1 of my man crushes

 

Ross in 1 of my man crushes

Blimey, a whole new section of the list I didn't know existed.