freds dad Posted August 14, 2015 Posted August 14, 2015 Ewwwww. Corned Beef Legs Do you need a key to get them open? Quote
gonzo Posted August 14, 2015 Author Posted August 14, 2015 Do you need a key to get them open? she would be ace covered piccalilli. Quote
Sweep Posted August 14, 2015 Posted August 14, 2015 she would be ace covered piccalilli. Your piccalilli or somebody elses? Quote
Traf Posted August 14, 2015 Posted August 14, 2015 Your piccalilli or somebody elses? Gentlemen's Relish, surely? Quote
DomRepWanderer Posted August 15, 2015 Posted August 15, 2015 Ewwwww. Corned Beef Legs How the fuck did you get as far as the legs? Quote
Sweep Posted August 17, 2015 Posted August 17, 2015 Why isn't Marlon bumming that new bird in the cafe, who turned up for a blind date? Quote
mannyroad58 Posted August 18, 2015 Posted August 18, 2015 MR58.............Belle Dingle seems to have grown up a little bit....... I'm keeping a close eye on this 1 I'm going for......"innocent looking schoolgirl, but probably filthy" section Do you have a copy of my list? Quote
mannyroad58 Posted August 18, 2015 Posted August 18, 2015 Why isn't Marlon bumming that new bird in the cafe, who turned up for a blind date? She's lovely and he's a gayer Quote
gonzo Posted August 24, 2015 Author Posted August 24, 2015 Big Tony is gonna slap Callum and Macca round the chops with his semi erect monster BBC. Fact. Quote
mannyroad58 Posted August 24, 2015 Posted August 24, 2015 Carla's staying yippeeeeeeeee Shane Ward (ex X Factor) is gonna knock 1 right into her........ Fact Quote
Sweep Posted August 24, 2015 Posted August 24, 2015 I wonder if Callum had a tickle whilst Sarah-Lou was out cold Quote
mannyroad58 Posted August 25, 2015 Posted August 25, 2015 I wonder if Callum had a tickle whilst Sarah-Lou was out cold He should've just jizzed over her face Told you Gonzo, Ross isn't dead Quote
seasoned Traveller Posted August 25, 2015 Posted August 25, 2015 I thought lloyd was going to plough into Kim Tate. He sobered up quickly last night when he phoned big beak Andrea. Quote
L/H White Posted August 25, 2015 Posted August 25, 2015 What happened in both corrie and eastenders last night? What happened with Callum, has Big Toe steamed into him yet? What happened with Kathy on Eastenders? Quote
mannyroad58 Posted August 25, 2015 Posted August 25, 2015 I don't do Eastenders, Gonzo is your man Corry Jason is still in his coma, so Tony doesn't know who's done it yet Little Max has told the old Bill that it was his dad who did it Callum has drugged Sarah Lou Carla has had her car repossessed Lloyd will knock 1 into Kim Tate very soon Quote
L/H White Posted August 25, 2015 Posted August 25, 2015 I don't do Eastenders, Gonzo is your man Corry Jason is still in his coma, so Tony doesn't know who's done it yet Little Max has told the old Bill that it was his dad who did it Callum has drugged Sarah Lou Carla has had her car repossessed Lloyd will knock 1 into Kim Tate very soon How and what did he drug her with? Quote
mannyroad58 Posted August 25, 2015 Posted August 25, 2015 How and what did he drug her with? Poured something into her drink int'rovers Quote
Sweep Posted August 25, 2015 Posted August 25, 2015 I don't do Eastenders, Gonzo is your man Corry Jason is still in his coma, so Tony doesn't know who's done it yet Little Max has told the old Bill that it was his dad who did it Callum has drugged Sarah Lou Carla has had her car repossessed Lloyd will knock 1 into Kim Tate very soon He also got Bethany to go down the police station and give him an alibi Quote
H Posted August 25, 2015 Posted August 25, 2015 What happened in both corrie and eastenders last night? What happened with Callum, has Big Toe steamed into him yet? What happened with Kathy on Eastenders? Think they brought Kathy back because they're running out of suspects for Lucy's murder. Quote
freds dad Posted August 25, 2015 Posted August 25, 2015 I don't do Eastenders, Gonzo is your man Corry Jason is still in his coma, so Tony doesn't know who's done it yet Little Max has told the old Bill that it was his dad who did it Callum has drugged Sarah Lou Carla has had her car repossessed Lloyd will knock 1 into Kim Tate very soon All correct except Lloyd starts giving Liz MacDonald a length. Quote
radcliffe white Posted August 25, 2015 Posted August 25, 2015 Big tony will muller Callum when he finds out Quote
gonzo Posted August 25, 2015 Author Posted August 25, 2015 Fuckin ell MR58 you called it!! Gee whizz. Quote
mannyroad58 Posted August 26, 2015 Posted August 26, 2015 Fuckin ell MR58 you called it!! Gee whizz. I sure did mate i was jumping around the house in excitement Ross in 1 of my man crushes Quote
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