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Wanderers Ways. Neil Thompson 1961-2021

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Sure did.

 

Only problem is once you've nailed it, Jim is bound to hunt you down and stove your head in with a power shower.

He's locked up in the "Big Hoose" so you would be safe and Steve Mc is a big softy

 

Owen is going to get shafted as well, giving £30 big ones to a scouse gangster is deffinately a big no no

Posted

Well Owen is actually King Thistle in Ben and Holly's magic kingdom.

 

He has the ability do spells with his magic wand so he will just turn the gangster into a rabbit or similar roedent type animal.

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He's locked up in the "Big Hoose" so you would be safe and Steve Mc is a big softy

 

Owen is going to get shafted as well, giving £30 big ones to a scouse gangster is deffinately a big no no

Owen won't get a loan from the bank and the gangster will get nasty. ITK

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Right Gonzo/Mr58,having watched corrie like clockwork I have missed the last 3 episodes and my sky+ didn't record,can I have a quick run down on what iv missed?.

Hayley is her last legs and wanted strawberrys.

 

Roy went for some and they had non so he kicked off like fuck then tried to nick some out of date ones.

 

Owen has been offered a big contract by some dodgy fucker and his mrs thinks its a bad idea.

 

Jason's dad is back in town and eyeing up Liz,he was also invited on Todds birthday meal at the bistro which ruffled a few feathers.

 

Shaun the Wilfred tried it on with Todd but he have him the Spanish archer as he has his eye on Maria's fella.

 

The comedy continues with Steve and his mrs as she imposed a sex ban as he won't have the snip.

 

Peteski is depressed to fuck as Tina has bogged off and nearly dropped himself in it with Carla after getting an ear full off Liz in the rovers.

Posted

Hayley is her last legs and wanted strawberrys.

 

Roy went for some and they had non so he kicked off like fuck then tried to nick some out of date ones.

 

Owen has been offered a big contract by some dodgy fucker and his mrs thinks its a bad idea.

 

Jason's dad is back in town and eyeing up Liz,he was also invited on Todds birthday meal at the bistro which ruffled a few feathers.

 

Shaun the Wilfred tried it on with Todd but he have him the Spanish archer as he has his eye on Maria's fella.

 

The comedy continues with Steve and his mrs as she imposed a sex ban as he won't have the snip.

 

Peteski is depressed to fuck as Tina has bogged off and nearly dropped himself in it with Carla after getting an ear full off Liz in the rovers.

cheers mate I started a new job and no fucker watches it I can't have the soap chat,anyway back on track tomorrow.
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Dev is back trying to get fit

Nick is still Lady Gaga

Tyron and Kirky fucked off down south to pick up some strawberry's for Hayley as a big suprise but ended up with a tranny (not Hayley) van full so Emily and Mary made strawberry jam and had a "jam off" which ended up a draw

Kiley is back in the salon

Maria and Marcus are house hunting but as Gonzo said Todd is going to "do" him and turn him back into a turd burglar

Posted

Dev is back trying to get fit

Nick is still Lady Gaga

Tyron and Kirky fucked off down south to pick up some strawberry's for Hayley as a big suprise but ended up with a tranny (not Hayley) van full so Emily and Mary made strawberry jam and had a "jam off" which ended up a draw

Kiley is back in the salon

Maria and Marcus are house hunting but as Gonzo said Todd is going to "do" him and turn him back into a turd burglar

just hope Marcus doesn't go gay again,Maria has had some bad luck with men.
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I've just read that and coincidently i've now got something in both of my eyes

 

 

I think we're going to need a support group setting up, it'll be like losing an old and trusted friend. I'm already getting dust in my eye now at the thought of it

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Now is the time go around. You can have a rummage in her knicker drawer.

I was thinking more of scooping out that bit of scuzzy hairy type stuff that will accumulate in her bath plug hole.

 

And maybe the full contents of her bathroom bin and an off cut of soil pipe.

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Hayley is her last legs and wanted strawberrys.

 

Roy went for some and they had non so he kicked off like fuck then tried to nick some out of date ones.

 

Owen has been offered a big contract by some dodgy fucker and his mrs thinks its a bad idea.

 

Jason's dad is back in town and eyeing up Liz,he was also invited on Todds birthday meal at the bistro which ruffled a few feathers.

 

Shaun the Wilfred tried it on with Todd but he have him the Spanish archer as he has his eye on Maria's fella.

 

The comedy continues with Steve and his mrs as she imposed a sex ban as he won't have the snip.

 

Peteski is depressed to fuck as Tina has bogged off and nearly dropped himself in it with Carla after getting an ear full off Liz in the rovers.

Not watched it for a bit.

Has Ray Langton fettled Minnie Caldwell's boiler yet?

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