Youri McAnespie Posted November 28, 2013 Posted November 28, 2013 Id slam both cos I'm a playa! Using 'gangsta' speak like that makes you sound like a bee-ach. Quote
tomski Posted November 28, 2013 Posted November 28, 2013 Ha ha I only jest, I couldn't pull in a brothel mate Quote
gonzo Posted November 28, 2013 Author Posted November 28, 2013 Bet Carla goes like a shit house door in a gale. What a woman. Can't beat a mucky milf. I think Tina would make it seem like she's doing you a favour by letting you give it one. Whereas Carla would save some jizz in a schooner for when you've fell asleep. Quote
Casino Posted November 28, 2013 Posted November 28, 2013 could somebody twatter this thread to 'em they'd be made up Quote
Sweep Posted November 28, 2013 Posted November 28, 2013 could somebody twatter this thread to 'em they'd be made up I'd rather shag Carla once than Tina a hundred times I reckon Michelle Keegan would be inconsolable if she read this Anyway Garrp, how do we finish the equation: (1 x Carla) = (100 x Tina) = ( "y" x Kym Marsh) What is the value of "y"? Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted November 28, 2013 Posted November 28, 2013 Id slam both cos I'm a playa! Using 'gangsta' speak like that makes you sound like a bee-ach. Ha ha I only jest, I couldn't pull in a brothel mate I was making a pun of your spelling of 'playa', rather than a genuine criticism. Quote
DazBob Posted November 28, 2013 Posted November 28, 2013 Using 'gangsta' speak like that makes you sound like a bee-ach. You've clearly never met Tomski. He's white, but he has dreadlocks, drives a chrome hummer and walks with an unnecessary limp. Fact. Quote
Sweep Posted November 28, 2013 Posted November 28, 2013 He's white, but he has dreadlocks, drives a chrome hummer and walks with an unnecessary limp. Fact. Indeed, here is a picture I took of him at Watford on Saturday Quote
Elson Posted November 28, 2013 Posted November 28, 2013 I reckon Michelle Keegan would be inconsolable if she read this Anyway Garrp, how do we finish the equation: (1 x Carla) = (100 x Tina) = ( "y" x Kym Marsh) What is the value of "y"? Y = Georgia Fay Foote Quote
mannyroad58 Posted November 29, 2013 Posted November 29, 2013 I reckon Michelle Keegan would be inconsolable if she read this Anyway Garrp, how do we finish the equation: (1 x Carla) = (100 x Tina) = ( "y" x Kym Marsh) What is the value of "y"? Y = Liz McDonald Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted November 29, 2013 Posted November 29, 2013 (edited) She used to frequent my gym years ago, I told my dad and he encouraged me to "...get in there, she's a good-looker and she'll have a few bob..." I was about 19 at the time and she'd have probably been knocking on for forty, which at the time made my dad's suggestion seem ridiculous - less so now, it also coloured his judgement of her being a 'looker', him being about sixty at that time. Edited November 29, 2013 by Youri McAnespie Quote
Garrp Posted November 29, 2013 Posted November 29, 2013 Look at the gash on display here Fucking hell Mucky fuckers Quote
gonzo Posted December 1, 2013 Author Posted December 1, 2013 Says in my soaps magazine that Hayley is going to be blackmailed in corrie by her son to see her grandkids before she pegs it. Quote
mannyroad58 Posted December 2, 2013 Posted December 2, 2013 Says in my soaps magazine that Hayley is going to be blackmailed in corrie by her son to see her grandkids before she pegs it. What a bastard he is, i thought he looked a dodgey fucker, I'm really not looking forward to that episode when she slips away, i might have to watch it with my hands over my eyes peeping through my fingers Quote
athywhite1958 Posted December 4, 2013 Posted December 4, 2013 Just watched Corrie [because it was on and wife has the remote] there were some beltin busters on Michelle and Tina was absolutely stunning [sorry I can't do pictures] Quote
gonzo Posted December 5, 2013 Author Posted December 5, 2013 Lovely shiny dress at the wedding. Shiny dressed slag. Quote
anewman Posted December 5, 2013 Posted December 5, 2013 Top snatch last night Was thinking the same, if I wasn't loved up I'd of been there asking for twos up Quote
Sir_Francis Posted December 5, 2013 Posted December 5, 2013 Top snatch last night Even more to come! Quote
Bigtoe Posted December 5, 2013 Posted December 5, 2013 Even more to come! Saw this in the mail online....dont speak girls, just les off Quote
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