You can shove your tv thread up your arse.

 

This is where men that are comfortable in their own sexuality can talk.

 

Peter has an affair with Tina in corrie.

 

Sonia is back in eastenders.

 

And the baby thing with charity in emerdale comes out at Xmas.

 

This is a according to my soaps magazine.

 

Corried double bill plus eastenders and Emmy tonight.

 

Lets do this shit.

Id slam both cos I'm a playa!

 

Using 'gangsta' speak like that makes you sound like a bee-ach.

Ha ha I only jest, I couldn't pull in a brothel mate

Bet Carla goes like a shit house door in a gale.

 

What a woman.

 

Can't beat a mucky milf.

 

I think Tina would make it seem like she's doing you a favour by letting you give it one.

 

Whereas Carla would save some jizz in a schooner for when you've fell asleep.

could somebody twatter this thread to 'em

 

they'd be made up

could somebody twatter this thread to 'em

 

they'd be made up

 

 

 

I'd rather shag Carla once than Tina a hundred times

 

I reckon Michelle Keegan would be inconsolable if she read this

 

Anyway Garrp, how do we finish the equation:

 

(1 x Carla) = (100 x Tina) = ( "y" x Kym Marsh)

 

What is the value of "y"?

Id slam both cos I'm a playa!

 

 

Using 'gangsta' speak like that makes you sound like a bee-ach.

 

 

Ha ha I only jest, I couldn't pull in a brothel mate

 

I was making a pun of your spelling of 'playa', rather than a genuine criticism.

Safe, Youri.

Using 'gangsta' speak like that makes you sound like a bee-ach.

You've clearly never met Tomski.

 

He's white, but he has dreadlocks, drives a chrome hummer and walks with an unnecessary limp. Fact.

He's white, but he has dreadlocks, drives a chrome hummer and walks with an unnecessary limp. Fact.

 

 

Indeed, here is a picture I took of him at Watford on Saturday

 

I reckon Michelle Keegan would be inconsolable if she read this

 

Anyway Garrp, how do we finish the equation:

 

(1 x Carla) = (100 x Tina) = ( "y" x Kym Marsh)

 

What is the value of "y"?

 

 

Y = Georgia Fay Foote

I reckon Michelle Keegan would be inconsolable if she read this

 

Anyway Garrp, how do we finish the equation:

 

(1 x Carla) = (100 x Tina) = ( "y" x Kym Marsh)

 

What is the value of "y"?

Y = Liz McDonald

She used to frequent my gym years ago, I told my dad and he encouraged me to "...get in there, she's a good-looker and she'll have a few bob..."

 

I was about 19 at the time and she'd have probably been knocking on for forty, which at the time made my dad's suggestion seem ridiculous - less so now, it also coloured his judgement of her being a 'looker', him being about sixty at that time.

Edited November 29, 201312 yr by Youri McAnespie

Look at the gash on display here

 

Fucking hell

 

Mucky fuckers

Says in my soaps magazine that Hayley is going to be blackmailed in corrie by her son to see her grandkids before she pegs it.

Says in my soaps magazine that Hayley is going to be blackmailed in corrie by her son to see her grandkids before she pegs it.

What a bastard he is, i thought he looked a dodgey fucker,

 

I'm really not looking forward to that episode when she slips away, i might have to watch it with my hands over my eyes peeping through my fingers

Just watched Corrie [because it was on and wife has the remote] there were some beltin busters on Michelle and Tina was absolutely stunning [sorry I can't do pictures]

Sally Webster the mucky cow

Oh I can't wait for this when I get in.

Some good kym marsh side boob tonight

Lovely shiny dress at the wedding.

 

 

Shiny dressed slag.

Top snatch last night

Top snatch last night

Was thinking the same, if I wasn't loved up I'd of been there asking for twos up

Top snatch last night

 

Even more to come!

 

Even more to come!

 

 

Saw this in the mail online....dont speak girls, just les off

What's all that about????