You can shove your tv thread up your arse.

 

This is where men that are comfortable in their own sexuality can talk.

 

Peter has an affair with Tina in corrie.

 

Sonia is back in eastenders.

 

And the baby thing with charity in emerdale comes out at Xmas.

 

This is a according to my soaps magazine.

 

Corried double bill plus eastenders and Emmy tonight.

 

Lets do this shit.

And comedian Miles Jupp was the gay nonce professor in Balamory.

Whats the story?

 

Edit...and me tumble is voice for jake out of the tweenies.

 

...and the alky pisspot in eastenders that was warren in hollyoaks is the brother in real life of Debbie Dingle.

Edited March 6, 201412 yr by gonzo

I'm dreading emmerdale tonight, it's going to be another tear jerker and i've just got over Haley's passing FFS 

I can't believe Owen and Gazza have fallen for that, I like Phelan though he does look the part

 

Kirsty is getting let out of prison soon and poor old Tyrone is going to get terrorised ITK

seen that in paper she twats him soft fucker

This lesbian homeless bird is doing my tits in and tod is a total bastard.

This lesbian homeless bird is doing my tits in and tod is a total bastard.

poor Maria yet again let down

In the show home as well the deviant bastards

The bent bastard needs a good kicking after swapping Maria for Todd

 

Les Dennis is joining Corry as a burglar (not turd) and then starts fucking Gail after robbing her house and then the courts make him face her and appologise

 

Leanne is going to do that keep fit bloke

The bent bastard needs a good kicking after swapping Maria for Todd

 

Les Dennis is joining Corry as a burglar (not turd) and then starts fucking Gail after robbing her house and then the courts make him face her and appologise

 

Leanne is going to do that keep fit bloke

Even though Cindy Beale is sniffing round his onion Bhaji?

Even though Cindy Beale is sniffing round his onion Bhaji?

Onion bhaji mum & daughter love triangle..........the lucky bastard

OBMDC

 

Hope your watching urban dictionary

The bent bastard needs a good kicking after swapping Maria for Todd

 

Les Dennis is joining Corry as a burglar (not turd) and then starts fucking Gail after robbing her house and then the courts make him face her and appologise

 

Leanne is going to do that keep fit bloke

 

 

She's proper fit that Leanne

Edited March 18, 201412 yr by Ryan

OBMDC

 

Hope your watching turban dictionary

 

sickening

She's proper fit that Leanne

Even with her boss eye?

And she couldn't stop a pig in a ginnel 

Even with her boss eye?

 

 

even more so

even more so

Jay will be pleased 

She's proper fit that Leanne

She is from Bury, used to see her a lot out shopping wearing some proper short skirts. Given that she played a hooker for a while in corrie, I might include her in the favourite porn star thread.

Not got a telly over here, so need some updates.

Not got a telly over here, so need some updates.

Gemma Atkinson is still the bestest nobster

Not got a telly over here, so need some updates.

Todd overhears Maria talking in the salon arranging to go and view a house with Marcus but she running late.

 

The cheeky queer legs it go and meet Marcus in the show house then seduces him and Maria and Audrey walk in on the them doing the reverse cowboy and all hell breaks loose.

 

In other news Sally's fella is getting worried as big Kev is coming back so think he may get turfed out. Tyrone is also worried as he's not been paying any bills and has draws full of invoices etc.

 

Tina and Peteski are still bang at it and Carla is Keith Cheggers but doesn't want it.

 

Roy has been hiding a giant model train set and has got nowhere to eat his tea and Leanne is going after some ray gun action with that gym bloke but her mum also wants a slice of his halal javelin.

 

I read in my soaps digest that Michelle Collins is leaving soon to go and stay with a friend on New York.

 

MR58 or Radders will be on shortly with the Emmy news.

Emmy news:-

 

Belle is feeling guilty about accidently killing her best friend and is finding it difficult not grassing herself up to the OB so she's been on the piss drinking nicked voddy

Pria has an eating disorder and fainted in the coffee shop so she's been admitted to hospital and now everyone knows. David is not happy because Alysha (OMG i would) and Layla (OMG i would as well) have been keeping it a secret from him

Charity (OMG she's a mucky fucker and i would big time) is going to take jay for everything he owns because she's crying povity to a real bastard of a divorce solictor

Charlie stubbs is back off his jolly and has bought Chas (OMG yes) some shitty smelling perfume but he's going to get into her knickers asap

Dom is thinking of moving away because after the death of his daughter "he's nothing to stay for"

Anyone else think Sally's fella is the best character in soaps at the miunute.

 

he lives the life that guy and he's funny as fuck

Sally Webster needs a damn good pasting just for the way she says "Rewsie" and "Sewphie".

God review MR58......but you missed a (OMG I would) out after you mentioned Priya