Henry_VIII Posted January 16, 2014 Posted January 16, 2014 Woke up one morning too a load of grief off the wife, apparently I had been fucking one of her mates in "Her dream" Ex wife woke me up once by punching me..... Apparently I had been shsgging Nicole Kidman.... I got another when I said I wish I had dreamt it.... Quote
Pablo Posted January 16, 2014 Posted January 16, 2014 Suck up ??? What am I reading !?! People are suggesting you act all sorry, for having a past !!! She needs to get a grip. Quote
jazza Posted January 16, 2014 Posted January 16, 2014 Where's this site going wrong... Page 2 and nobody has asked HBAHT and were you performing a Cleveland Steamer when disturbed? Quote
DazBob Posted January 16, 2014 Posted January 16, 2014 Hope all is now well Crawley. I would like to take this opportunity to suggest you don't ever refer to her as your 'partner' again though. Anyone who uses that word immediately is assumed to be a gay unless their gender is mentioned in the same sentence. Quote
kent_white Posted January 16, 2014 Posted January 16, 2014 I once had a dream that my girlfriend was having an affair with Roger Federer. I've had an irrational hatred for ever since. Hopefully this will help? Quote
Cheese Posted January 16, 2014 Posted January 16, 2014 I would like to take this opportunity to suggest you don't ever refer to her as your 'partner' again though. Anyone who uses that word immediately is assumed to be a gay unless their gender is mentioned in the same sentence. Must admit, I sometimes refer to my kids' mum as "my partner". We're neither married nor engaged, and referring to her as "my girlfriend" seems a bit daft considering we've got 2 kids. Quote
Cheese Posted January 16, 2014 Posted January 16, 2014 Suck up ??? What am I reading !?! People are suggesting you act all sorry, for having a past !!! She needs to get a grip. Agreed. Quote
bolty58 Posted January 16, 2014 Posted January 16, 2014 Well, it wasn't the brightest thing to say, admittedly! I shall keep such thoughts of indignation very quiet. Kent, yes pissed, soused, sloshed, mortal etc etc etc It's playing with fire NIC. They compete with each other for everything and if there's a link with another flatdick, no matter how tenuous, they'll go off on one for sure and certain. If you do chat to an ex, either on social media, at a party or work function, never, ever mention it. Petty as fuck I know but, the older you get, the wiser you get. Learn by this experience. What they don't know, they can't fucking moan about. Quote
magic legs Posted January 16, 2014 Posted January 16, 2014 Take a leaf from Shane Long's book. His missus posted this:- https://mobile.twitter.com/KayleahLong/status/421004139192397824?screen_name=KayleahLong Then he signed for Hull Quote
Not in Crawley Posted January 17, 2014 Author Posted January 17, 2014 Lesson learnt. Bigmouth shut. Quote
gonzo Posted January 17, 2014 Posted January 17, 2014 Take a leaf from Shane Long's book. His missus posted this:- https://mobile.twitter.com/KayleahLong/status/421004139192397824?screen_name=KayleahLong Then he signed for Hull Haha check the follow up tweets Rolf Harris Quote
tarian1979 Posted January 17, 2014 Posted January 17, 2014 Have you had your wicked way since said incident or still in doghouse Quote
Not in Crawley Posted January 17, 2014 Author Posted January 17, 2014 There are some things I'm not sharing with the group. Quote
TheWanderer1958 Posted January 17, 2014 Posted January 17, 2014 Fucks sake!!!! You have done nothing wrong. She has! If she takes the hump over something that happened in the past, then she takes the hump. Bollocks to her! She should be apologising with chips and a blowjob!! Quote
Cheese Posted January 17, 2014 Posted January 17, 2014 Fucks sake!!!! You have done nothing wrong. She has! If she takes the hump over something that happened in the past, then she takes the hump. Bollocks to her! She should be apologising with chips and a blowjob!! Exactly. I don't understand all this shite advice about pandering to her. My mrs had a similar episode a few years ago when my mates' gobshite wife told her what I'd got up to on a lad's holiday - 7 or 8 years before I even met her. She behaved as though it had happened a week earlier. Told her to get fucked, and a few days later she realised what a cunt she was being and apologised. Quote
tarian1979 Posted January 17, 2014 Posted January 17, 2014 Exactly. I don't understand all this shite advice about pandering to her. My mrs had a similar episode a few years ago when my mates' gobshite wife told her what I'd got up to on a lad's holiday - 7 or 8 years before I even met her. She behaved as though it had happened a week earlier. Told her to get fucked, and a few days later she realised what a cunt she was being and apologised. Did you get chips and a blowjob? Quote
Cheese Posted January 17, 2014 Posted January 17, 2014 Did you get chips and a blowjob? No. Beans on toast and a handjob. Quote
Not in Crawley Posted January 17, 2014 Author Posted January 17, 2014 Fucks sake!!!! You have done nothing wrong. She has! If she takes the hump over something that happened in the past, then she takes the hump. Bollocks to her! She should be apologising with chips and a blowjob!! Have you got a video camera installed in my house!!??!! Quote
.thumb.jpg.750181d413de8affa9c5be1312fe01d4.jpg)
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.