Right, so missus was out last night at a press do. Y'know working but getting pissed up until silly o'clock. So I call this lunchtime to see if she's still alive or the hangover is killing her. Aside from being a glorified travel booker for C list celebs seems it is.

 

so, I ask how the night went, fine she said, loads of my old contacts say hi etc But there was one woman who thought I hated her. Surprised I said oh, no she's really nice. So I asked why, and it appears I locked her out of a hotel room when she was piddled out of her gourd years ago.

 

Now, without I thinking I just blurt out, oh, yes I remember - that was really because I was knocking about with an ex in that room. The ex and my mrs knew each other before I knew either of them (Scotland it appears is very small) 

 

Cue massive pause.....and oh....and then bye, see you later....phone dead.

 

Try and call back, not answering etc 

 

get an email at last saying, I just missed you that's all and I don't want to talk about her.

 

Now given that this thing happened couple of years before I met my partner, should it really matter? Have I got to grovel hugely when she gets home (not sure why mind) and I'm I just being insensitive? 

 

Personally I think she's hungover and grumpy to fuck but women, sometimes I just don't get it.

Edited January 15, 201412 yr by Not in Crawley

What is piddle out of gourd?

What is piddle out of gourd?

some dissgusting porn site ITK FACT

I think it's that bloke who plays for arsenals urine sample.

She's a woman. They're wired up different to us. Grovel. It'll be worth it in the long run.

 

Don't beat yourself up with 'But I've not done anything wrong.' It's not about that with flat dicks most of the time.

What is piddle out of gourd?

Edited for you, Kent.

We do get a bit over sensitive. Well, so I'm told

Had something similar to about a year ago, best just to suck it up pal, as they are wired up to get upset about stuff like that.

Grovelling it is.

 

Still don't think I've done anything wrong, mind

Does it mean pissed? Either way I reckon it's definitely your fault.

Grovelling it is.

 

Still don't think I've done anything wrong, mind

Best keep that to yourself ha ha.

Well, it wasn't the brightest thing to say, admittedly!

 

I shall keep such thoughts of indignation very quiet.

 

Kent, yes pissed, soused, sloshed, mortal etc etc etc 

I thought as much. I'm a bit mixed up about who didn't like who. And who this ex was?

They both like each other, but not when it comes to me.

 

It was my first affair Kent, please do keep up.

They both like each other, but not when it comes to me.

 

It was my first affair Kent, please do keep up.

JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

On occasion, yes life has run a little too close to that.

Woke up one morning too a load of grief off the wife, apparently I had been fucking one of her mates in "Her dream"

doghouse for you crawley, may not get to empty your ballbags for a few days/a week

Tell her you've managed to sort a threesome for you all, a "clear the air" evening of slippery exploration.

 

Can't fail.

Well, it seems ok. I think the hangover maybe helping me. Lots of being sick today!

 

Said it was crass, few pointed remarks but dodging the bullets at the moment.

 

Thanks for the suggestion Spider, but I'll decline on this occasion.

Throw her down the stairs.

Well, it seems ok. I think the hangover maybe helping me. Lots of being sick today!

 

Said it was crass, few pointed remarks but dodging the bullets at the moment.

 

Thanks for the suggestion Spider, but I'll decline on this occasion.

Sugar coat it with a promise of BUMFUN

Rub her with a bloon...

Well, it seems ok. I think the hangover maybe helping me. Lots of being sick today!

Said it was crass, few pointed remarks but dodging the bullets at the moment.

Thanks for the suggestion Spider, but I'll decline on this occasion.

Mate, man up and tell her to get a fucking grip.

Woke up one morning too a load of grief off the wife, apparently I had been fucking one of her mates in "Her dream"

That made me chuckle.