My friend reckons he hid his dog's stick 5 miles away in  a field and sent his dog out, pointing it in the right direction. The dog sniffed the air and headed down the street and out of sight. Three or four hours later the dog returned wagging its tail with the stick in its mouth.

 

Sounds a bit far fetched to me.

Doubtful, evidence required.

Fucking hell Michael, 0 to idiot in 3 minutes.

Doubtful, evidence required.

 

Short of him tying a video camera to the dog's head, what would you suggest Didds?

they are clever things

 

2 years ago the cold winter i would walk mine in the fields near the pond it was froze so played throw the dod on the ice watch him slide about piss funny

 

last year he saw the ice and ran off i could not find him anywere so give up

 

got home he was sat on the door step bout a mile home

Fucking hell Michael, 0 to idiot in 3 minutes.

Two now

Short of him tying a video camera to the dog's head, what would you suggest Didds?

 

Well that would have been one of my suggestions, dunno, I know dogs have good noses, but 5 miles and it came home safe and with the stick, hard to imagine.

 

Maybe have to hire an helicopter and watch from above.

stop it. I'm trying to watch a football match and I can't see trough the tears.

That whooshing sound isn't the fucking stick flying over your head is it Dids?

Am I missing something here? 

Dear God.

Duds, re read the OP and take the final query literally.

 a brain maybe?

Ha ha ha ha ha

This is a Sky - Stan moment

pfft...

Dids

 

What's brown and sticky?

Brilliant!!!!

You've made my night Micky.

You've made my night Micky.

You should probably be thanking his fall guy, to be fair.

so how far did the dog realy go to get the stick ??

 

was it the same stick ??

Was it the same dog?

Dids is away working it out. He'll cover every angle. He won't miss a trick.

Brilliant Michael

 

Haha