Rather than go upstairs for a piss, I often relieve myself in an empty wine bottle, all because I canr be arsed climbing a few steps! My question is....just how lazy are you?

Book holidays online instead of flicking through all the tacky brochures in the travel shops in the town centre, and too lazy to push my brown/green/blue bin out till they are full on the correct day.

I'm a nightmare for getting stuff sorted out.

 

Tax return was done with about 3 seconds to spare,was always the same with my homework/coursework,always last minute.

 

Half my mail still gets sent to my old agrees and I've not lived there for 7 years.

Homosexuals, you can't get lazier than that

I'm not lazy at all, i can't sit still i have to be doing something all the time

 

I was bored 1 Sunday morning as all my jobs were done so i got the dyson out and hoovered my garage floor

Edited April 3, 201412 yr by mannyroad58

In pre remote control days we used to chuck our shoes at the TV in an attempt to turn it over.

 

If there was 4 of us watching, that meant we had 8 goes. Only then would one of us get up and turn it over.

Very

 

I counteract it by working my ass off

DB

 

A - You have a donkey

B - You're American

 

Which one is it

In pre remote control days we used to chuck our shoes at the TV in an attempt to turn it over.

 

If there was 4 of us watching, that meant we had 8 goes. Only then would one of us get up and turn it over.

I went out with a lass for a while in my teens of whom her family had a similar issue.

 

Their solution?

 

A snooker cue to poke the buttons with.

 

Genius.

never pay my bills until i get a final reminder

 

it really is a fucking ballache

I went out with a lass for a while in my teens of whom her family had a similar issue.

Their solution?

A snooker cue to poke the buttons with.

Genius.

No way ! when I lived at my mum and dads I had a bamboo fishing net in my bedroom with a pencil top rubber on the end , to turn my telly over.

 

Thought i was the only one . In my often pissed state / head , I had a Dell Boy moment , long bamboo from garden centre cut to suit this time next year ill be a millionaire

I'm not lazy at all, i can't sit still i have to be doing something all the time

 

I was bored 1 Sunday morning as all my jobs were done so i got the dyson out and hovered my garage floor

you can come and hover mine if you want

I'm not lazy at all, i can't sit still i have to be doing something all the time

 

I was bored 1 Sunday morning as all my jobs were done so i got the dyson out and hovered my garage floor

No, you're not lazy, you're just menkul

you can come and hover mine if you want

Can i use my flexible attachment on your bellend

I'm a nightmare for getting stuff sorted out.

Tax return was done with about 3 seconds to spare,

A window cleaner paying tax? - nope, I'm not having it

I can be very lazy. And i don't even have to try hard. Sometime, when typing, i can't even be bothered to finish the

A window cleaner paying tax? - nope, I'm not having it

Don't know why I left it so late to be honest.

 

Not hard to fill a form in for £500

Don't know why I left it so late to be honest.

 

Not hard to fill a form in for £500

Is it because you're lazy?

Is it because you're lazy?

 

Remember Seb Fontaine playing a harder version of this at Cream at the winter gardens.

 

First proper clubbing night that.

I'm too lazy to grow a beard.

never pay my bills until i get a final reminder

 

it really is a fucking ballache

That doesn't make you lazy

 

It makes you a cunt

During the teen pot smoking days , down in deepest Darcy Lever, we'd play Odds & Evens with coins for who brews up. I'd of give £20 for anyone in a fit state to brew up, nobody ever was.

 

I'm getting Maud to drive me to Huddersfield because I can't be arsed getting on and off trains.

Edited April 5, 201412 yr by Breightmet Boy

That doesn't make you lazy

 

It makes you a cunt

Yes you're right.

 

I shouldn't keep the likes of British Gas waiting, they deserve better.