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Flying Ants

Hundreds of the horrible little fuckers in my back garden! Is there any use for these horrible things? Like frigging wasps! Just bleached and boiled the little bastards.

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are you playing ant music ? think that could be your problem

Have they always been around or is this evolution over the last few years? Can't remember seeing them when I was growing up but that could be old age and memory loss

I remember seeing them abroad but not much over here. I bet I notice the little bastards now it's been pointed out though

Same under our patio. It's become a ritual every night flooding the little fuckers out.

Global warming.

Flying Ants Day!

Storm bugs!

Had it on Saturday down south. Grim.

I've just bought one of those little bats that electrocutes insects instantly.

£1.99 from home bargains.

Quite looking forward to zapping everything in sight.

the chinese eat them

the chinese eat them

I'm not sure there's anything they don't eat

I'm not sure there's anything they don't eat

 

 

 

they don't eat cheese, apprarently

they don't eat cheese, apprarently

I think you've been reading scallywell's facts that aren't facts

I think you've been reading scallywell's facts that aren't facts

 

 

 

who knows, only been to HK

 

 

But..............

 

 

Cheese is not a favourite food in China, to put it mildly. Traditionally, dairy products were associated with the nomadic people who lived on the fringes of China and who were regarded as fearful barbarians. The Han Chinese, with a few notable exceptions, avoided eating dairy foods altogether: many were, and still are, lactose-intolerant. In recent years, influenced by western lifestyles, Chinese parents have begun to feed milk to their children, and their purchasing power has contributed to soaring worldwide milk prices. Cheese, however, is still generally regarded as beyond the pale. A few sophisticated Shanghainese might eat Stilton just as sophisticated Londoners eat tripe and chitterlings, but many people, especially in the provinces, have never tasted it.

 

 

http://www.slate.com/articles/life/ft/2011/05/kicking_up_a_stink.html

Been fishing on Walkden Pond the little fuckers are falling out of the sky and landing on the water the carp are loving "em

 

They fly about all day looking for a shag then they die ' in every sense of the word they are " fucked"

 

Not racist or ought but the name for them is lazius nigger or something like that .

 

"As you were "

No, they eat cheese, trust me

No, they eat cheese, trust me

 

 

I do

 

 

I haven't been, so I defer accordingly

I do

 

 

I haven't been, so I defer accordingly

I had a vile dish once made of some sort of cottage cheese as I'd said I don't eat meat (it's easier sometimes). On asking what the fuck it was they told me it was a local cheese.

They eat some shit

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Sweating my tats off now because I refuse to open the back patio door or any windows incase the buggers make themselves at home inside!

I had a vile dish once made of some sort of cottage cheese as I'd said I don't eat meat (it's easier sometimes). On asking what the fuck it was they told me it was a local cheese.

They eat some shit

 

 

I'm sure we had toad skin in HK

Are there an unusual amount of spiders knocking about too

thousands of the fuckers in my back garden today, flying ants that is, even the frogs were agitated

Are there an unusual amount of spiders knocking about too

No, just the usual ginger one :D

I've just bought one of those little bats that electrocutes insects instantly.

£1.99 from home bargains.

Quite looking forward to zapping everything in sight.

They're also good for gently tapping your bollocks with whilst knocking one out....so I've been told

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