July 26, 201412 yr Might be on for a shag later today with a bird off my Facebook so I've refrained from knocking one out so it's respectable and not like dishwather. The thing is I might not get a shag, thus I could of polished one off and not been flustered whilst we talk about shit I don't want to talk about. It's a very thin line what to do as I've woke up from my tea time slurp and can't get back to sleep and I know a Barclays would help, but I also don't want to spoil it by turning up with a well shaken nudger not as sensitive. I'm running out of time for advice for now, but what would you do ??
July 26, 201412 yr If she's a decent bird she will coax another one out of you even if you've knocked one out earlier.
July 26, 201412 yr What is your estimated possible shag time? If you've got longer than 12 hours then that should be ample time for a refill?
July 26, 201412 yr I without doubt recommend a warm up wank. Mind you I've spuffed my chuff during a cuddle.
July 26, 201412 yr Always have have a pre shag wank, men have been doing this since time began This could also go in the Old sayings off folk thread.
July 26, 201412 yr Always have have a pre shag wank, men have been doing this since time began It's true. I've seen it painted on stone by prehistoric man at Ayres Rock.
July 26, 201412 yr You dont want to be coughing your load early because youre carrying a bagfull! Get em emptied and bang her all neet. JD says she is horrified you are expecting to get pokeys on your first date, you filthy bastard.
July 27, 201412 yr Author Played it right, never had a tug and managed one and a half shags, admittedly the one was a disappointingly quick one but still pleased to have these snake hips. For some reason it was a nightmare getting a double room in the Bolton area, they were either full or wanted over £100. Managed to get a double for £29.99 on a service station car park, I'm a right Romeo me yer know
July 27, 201412 yr I'd have twatted her for putting you in a position where you had to make a choice Broom handle her on the back of the head Ask questions later Edited July 27, 201412 yr by Widnes Two Hats
July 27, 201412 yr Played it right, never had a tug and managed one and a half shags, admittedly the one was a disappointingly quick one but still pleased to have these snake hips. For some reason it was a nightmare getting a double room in the Bolton area, they were either full or wanted over £100. Managed to get a double for £29.99 on a service station car park, I'm a right Romeo me yer know should of gone to the mercury hotel on the A6 they do rooms by the hour there,looks like the Bates motel mind ya
July 27, 201412 yr Could you not just take her back to your luxury abode on Brightmet?good point I bet he lives in the posh side aswell
July 27, 201412 yr Author I would but I've no bathroom suite in till next week, I'm not upsetting the future neighbours by having her hovering above the grid. I've had the place 16 months and not slept in it yet
July 27, 201412 yr Author should of gone to the mercury hotel on the A6 they do rooms by the hour there,looks like the Bates motel mind ya Them bastards wouldn't let me do a wedding there, they had to use their DJ's so they can piss off
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