October 31, 201411 yr Dinnertime discussion....if you could, which famous celebrity who you would have loved to shag when alive, would you still shag if someone dug them up? Whitney is up there but we reckon Diana is in a much better condition and would have less limbs falling off in the process.
October 31, 201411 yr I would love a go on Whitney. i'd love a go on Diano too but I don't think I could be myself.
October 31, 201411 yr Obviously shagging a corpse is just wrong.......but if they've only just pegged it, and they're still warm, do you reckon they would still get wet if you went down on them?
October 31, 201411 yr The thought of Bobby Brown prising a turd from Whitney's eggbound arse with an eggspoon puts me off her, but I expect the manner in which Diana died left it's mark on her corpse... I'd shag Whitney but be thinking of DIana.
October 31, 201411 yr You would need to use the don't chew just gulp method adopted during a heavy period.
October 31, 201411 yr I reckon Diana would be a shit shag, Camilla is definitely a swallower but Whitters in her prime would be proper dirty.
October 31, 201411 yr What about pet cemeteries? that's why I'm having my angel cremated. In the words of one of my mates on telling him a jack Russell had tried slagging her "well, she is a very attractive dog"
October 31, 201411 yr that's why I'm having my angel cremated. In the words of one of my mates on telling him a jack Russell had tried slagging her "well, she is a very attractive dog" Who is to say that the people who work at a pet crematorium don't give the deceased critters a last good vigorous bumming before torching them? - you would hope they don't, but there are some weird folk out there
October 31, 201411 yr Do we have to do them by the graveside, or can we move the corpse to a candlelit bedroom/S&M dungeon first?
October 31, 201411 yr Who is to say that the people who work at a pet crematorium don't give the deceased critters a last good vigorous bumming before torching them? - you would hope they don't, but there are some weird folk out there I'm going to need a tablet to help me sleep tonight now, you cunt
October 31, 201411 yr Do we have to do them by the graveside, or can we move the corpse to a candlelit bedroom/S&M dungeon first? I presume you'd get on the slab in the morgue with them. Having candles and stuff is just plain old creepy
October 31, 201411 yr diana did they not put her in a lead coffin so she would not rot she would still be like new
October 31, 201411 yr Whitney was fit in her day but I bet it was sexy fucking Diana up the shitter and she squeals in that posh voice to fuck her harder
October 31, 201411 yr I presume you'd get on the slab in the morgue with them. Having candles and stuff is just plain old creepy No Smiffs says they need to be dug up first. Why take them back to the morgue Diana was dead posh, so deserves the best before I thumb myself up her putrified bumhole.
October 31, 201411 yr Author Whoooaaa!! There's no rules and regs to the criteria - its Friday Afternoon Fuckit - anything goes. In fact, I'm going to google rabbit fucking a pig. The teachers are clogging up Bents and I've paid the Corporation Tax this week which should keep a large chunk of Scotland in buckfast for the next 12 months, so why fucking not.
October 31, 201411 yr It's the old dilemma innit...you wake to find you're being noshed off but when you pull the covers back you see it's Reg Holdsworth. But CRISIS! You're on the vinegars! To spaff or not to spaff??!! These are the kind of deep philosophical discussions which kept the Moonraker rammed every Saturday morning between about 1998 and 2005.
October 31, 201411 yr It's the old dilemma innit...you wake to find you're being noshed off but when you pull the covers back you see it's Reg Holdsworth. But CRISIS! You're on the vinegars! To spaff or not to spaff??!! These are the kind of deep philosophical discussions which kept the Moonraker rammed every Saturday morning between about 1998 and 2005. I bet Reg gives a reet sloppy blowjob
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