I would have bet my bottom dollar I'd be conservative or at a push ukip but I've got lib fucking dem.

 

I think it's spending too much time on here with you bedwetting hand wringing yoghurt knitting teacher lovers!

 

www.whoshouldyouvotefor.com/

 

 

The Mrs just answered and got UKIP after thinking she'd get lib dem.

 

Someone debunk this as bullshit please.

 

You can also use this as a reminder that you have until the 20th of April to register to vote.

You've lost me...is that an in-joke?

Oh aye, Dave has been in touch, he wishes me to clarify the cardboard box comment, it'll actually be garden sheds erected (ooer!) on previously unusable contaminated former industrial sites.

Are they allowed to this time round?

 

Because fucking stupidly under the last round of right to buy the councils weren't allowed to use the money to build new houses.

 

Some of the money will go into a fund to prepare brownfield sites for building and build new houses.

 

Hotly disputed by everyone except the Tories, as to whether the sums add up and how much building will actually come to fruition.

Edited April 16, 201511 yr by exiledwhite2

You've lost me...is that an in-joke?

£14 then. Cost per week for an additional bedroom with the 'bedroom tax'

£14 then. Cost per week for an additional bedroom with the 'bedroom tax'

where's them?

 

mines £40 a bedroom.

 

might move if the missus would let us.

I just Googled it. I've no idea

You're missing the joke, Frank. The only cost is the bedroom tax as all social housing is occupied by jobless dossers and thus paid for by Housing Benefits (Bennafeetz if you're of Roma extraction).

I live in bedsit cum shantymess (on a ragga tip) btw, so no agenda here...

Edited April 16, 201511 yr by Youri McAnespie

Farage answering every question with immigration and pissing the audience off. He's a fucking liability and only a moonman would vote for him.

 

Jimmy krankee would get my vote if I was North of the border.

The man is completely obsessed by immigration. He's a joke.

When that woman from the Greens says 'we', is she talking about us or Australia?

When that woman from the Greens says 'we', is she talking about us or Australia?

She needs to fuck off back there, the bloody crank.

Let's get rid of trident and increase foreign aid.

 

Vladimir Putin likes this.

Let's get rid of trident and increase foreign aid.

 

Vladimir Putin likes this.

Farage answering every question with immigration and pissing the audience off. He's a fucking liability and only a moonman would vote for him.ANEWMAN

 

Jimmy krankee would get my vote if I was North of the border.

I am actually trying to watch this shit but all i can hear is my wife watching funny dog clips on facebook. I am going to smash that tablet over her head in a minute.

If Farage replaced the UKIP manifesto with an edition of the Daily Mail, you'd be hard pressed to tell the difference.

The Scotch bint is really irritating. She can smile and crick her neck as much as she wants to try and make folk fall for her body language but her rhetoric is as mental as the Greens. If Labour get in and get in bed with the SNP we are all doomed, doomed I tell you.

I am actually trying to watch this shit but all i can hear is my wife watching funny dog clips on facebook. I am going to smash that tablet over her head in a minute.

I've got some funny dog clips that might make her think twice about watching them again.

Just switched on sounds like the Australian and the jock are sucking immigrants off

If Labour get in and get in bed with the SNP we are all doomed, doomed I tell you.

Yep. I am genuinely worried about that. We will be on rations within 18 months.

Am I hearing right? Sturgeon admits East Europeans are stretching our resources so we should build more council houses and spend more on public services for them? Fucking hell fire.

Farage going for the oldies again saying we won't be able to afford their cancer treatment because foreign bummers have come in and spent it all.

Nicola offering herself to Ed like a cheap tart at 2am outside Ritzy.

 

That was embarrassing.

Is it just me or is the welsh accent the most annoying in Britain