I would have bet my bottom dollar I'd be conservative or at a push ukip but I've got lib fucking dem.

 

I think it's spending too much time on here with you bedwetting hand wringing yoghurt knitting teacher lovers!

 

www.whoshouldyouvotefor.com/

 

 

The Mrs just answered and got UKIP after thinking she'd get lib dem.

 

Someone debunk this as bullshit please.

 

You can also use this as a reminder that you have until the 20th of April to register to vote.

Yup, it's bollocks. I got the Green Party, and whilst liberal I'd rather vote Tory than that shower of shit.

Yup, it's bollocks. I got the Green Party, and whilst liberal I'd rather vote Tory than that shower of shit.

The worrying thing is, after convincing the Mrs to actually fucking register to vote she's now convinced she should follow this quiz based on 20 or so questions.

Agree. I got Tory, who I don't think I have ever voted for, but if the leftist wets carry on racially demonising people who dare have a different opinion, then I will vote UKIP just to piss them off.

I wasn't sure what I'd get but it came up with Tory with Labour being the bottom of the pile, even below the Greens.

I think I will be voting Tory though as I expect they'll be only ones who can get rid of our current excuse for an MP.

Nb, Smiffs...we discussed what is needed to unseat the labour mp for HTown in the locals.

 

Am I right in thinking theres fuck all chance?

 

As you can tell it's rock and roll Monday in the stevieb household tonight!

SWP.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And his Tiny Motorbike Party.

 

 

Nah, Greens, which is utter pissfroth (is it sponsored by the Green Party, this test?), I'm not voting, means f*ck all, and even less in this town...

Nb, Smiffs...we discussed what is needed to unseat the labour mp for HTown in the locals.

Am I right in thinking theres fuck all chance?

As you can tell it's rock and roll Monday in the stevieb household tonight!

We used to have a Tory then we got lumped in with Atherton and it made it far more marginal (due to Atherton folk voting for a pig wearing a red rosette). If enough vote Tory rather than splitting the vote then I think it can be done

I'm not sure who the Tory candidate is though, the last one seemed a bit of a weak one.

Looks like I'll be voting for Paddy Pantsdown.

I want to carry on being a racist demon, I don't like people who dare have a different hue of skin and kinky hair, then I will vote UKIP just to piss them off back to bunga bunga land

 

You bigoted git.

fuck me im a

 

lib dem

I'll vote con then.

 

It's the least I can do for Horwich Conny club and their short cue for when they constantly try and leave you close to the wall

 

Never forgive, never forget!

I got green as plus one

 

The rest were all negatives down to Tories at minus 10

 

Horse dung

I am to drink as much as Charles Kennedy!

Green for me too.

 

Now, what the feck did I do with that tofu?

I got conservative with lib dem not far behind.

 

Minus for labour and green with ukip doddering around the middle

 

Probably right

Green 22.

 

Spot on.

I got conservative with lib dem not far behind.

 

Minus for labour and green with ukip doddering around the middle

 

Probably right

Same as me.

UKIP landslide here. I had quite a lot of neutrals in my answers, does that mean I'm understanding or confused what I want?

Tory... No surprise there..

Expected Tory, got Green party, absolutely no chance of me voting for them. Just wondered if it was designed by them as a vote catcher. 

Tories then ukip

not bothering doing the test

 

but, I'll be voting labour because my parents tell me to, obvs

UKIP landslide here. I had quite a lot of neutrals in my answers, does that mean I'm understanding or confused what I want?

 

No, it just means that UKIP have no policies.

not bothering doing the test

 

but, I'll be voting labour because my parents tell me to, obvs

You obviously love pigs wearing rosettes. :-)

You obviously love pigs wearing rosettes. :-)

 

Nah, he just loves pigs.