April 13, 201511 yr Some poster on here (Kent?) had a story about his mate fucking her up the arse IIRC. What a woman!
April 13, 201511 yr Some poster on here (Kent?) had a story about his mate fucking her up the arse IIRC. You're right, he did. Hopefully he'll be able to furnish us with the details again
April 13, 201511 yr Be like sticking your willy in a box of smashed eggs. you've done that, haven't you?
April 13, 201511 yr Glad Amanda is going, show started off with her standing up for that guy playing the armonica thing and also Alesha and David, rubbish act going through again. the best was the dog, but it wasn't singing Simon, just moving it's mouth when they guy ventriloquists, funny though and a good trick. was funny aldo when that dog was running after Ant all time The choir was boring, too many choirs each year, the guy singer was good, but for me acts like him should go on the X Factor, see more of his voice for many weeks. Alesha is a very nice looking woman, but she doesn't lookas good when her hair is scrunched back revealing her ears, better long hair.
April 13, 201511 yr Be like sticking your willy in a box of smashed eggs. Let's say someone tried that, and quite a lot of the egg dropped onto the kitchen floor, what's a good explanation to the missus? Asking for a rather ungainly, yet curiously satiated friend, like.
April 13, 201511 yr Author A wasp landed on the said box of eggs whilst you were about to roll some dough.
April 14, 201511 yr Alesha is right at the top of my list with Amanda a long long way down That woman who twisted her body inside and out was fantastic, she'd be fucking amazing in bed
April 19, 201511 yr The lad with the guitar How did his capo manage to move itself down the fretboard halfway through?
April 19, 201511 yr I picked up on that. The cameras were on the audience for the keychange. I don't play guitar but know that a capo changes the key. What I didn't know was that it could be moved during a song. I always thought they had a clamp.
April 19, 201511 yr They can be moved but not during a song. It would appear the lad had a couple of attempts. If truth be known, I couldn't give a fuck and it speaks volumes about the current standard of my Saturday nights that things like this even register.
April 19, 201511 yr Author No point fighting it spiders. The game is up. Get yourself some cheesecake, Boil a pot of tea and kick back tonight with your slippers on. You can watch last nights Casualty on demand.
April 23, 201511 yr Author Great magician Boooo http://tv.bt.com/tv/tv-news/britains-got-talent-magic-trick-explained-you-can-buy-it-online-for-under-a-tenner-11363976789898
April 25, 201511 yr The Mrs was watching it earlier while I was playing pirates with the toddler.That fucking "hypnotist dog" thing was the most ridiculous piece of bullshit I've ever witnessed on tv.
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