By text

 

Dear BD

 

We are updating your medical record. Please text back your alcohol status as TEETOTAL, OCCASIONAL or HEAVY. Thanks Bolton Community Practice.

 

 

No outline of what each is, but I guess not teetotal

I've been having my 5 year MOT since I was 40 and it's a belting idea

 

Oh and I'm fit as fuck.........for my age

If you need to ask, then you know the answer...

I'd text back Heavy and consider myself lucky there isn't a RUSSIAN TRAMP option

HEAVY (with poor directional control).

By text

 

Dear BD

 

We are updating your medical record. Please text back your alcohol status as TEETOTAL, OCCASIONAL or HEAVY. Thanks Bolton Community Practice.

 

 

No outline of what each is, but I guess not teetotal

 

I assume from the content of your posts you need an additional box adding odd for 'Alcoholic'

Alcoholic 9 months worth of Saturdays per year, moderate the other 3 months

Professional, Semi Professional or Boring are the only categories people need to identify by i believe.

I've been having my 5 year MOT since I was 40 and it's a belting idea

 

Oh and I'm fit as fuck.........for my age

Surprised they've been doing MOT's for 30 years

I got the same from my practice...I texted back:

 

YOU'RE MY BEST FUCKIN MATE YOU ARE

To celebrate tonight;

 

Champagne

Amarone

Ouzo

Port

Guinness

I've not had a drink for nearly 3 weeks. I'm well pleased with myself

I've not had a drink for nearly 3 weeks. I'm well pleased with myself

Still drying out from Traf's wedding?

I've not had a drink for nearly 3 weeks. I'm well pleased with myself

Gay

Still drying out from Traf's wedding?

 

Yes, pretty much