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Things your kids won't experience

Rushing home from school to watch your dad's porn. And then having to rewind the tape back to the exact place it was in!!

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      Standing freezing yer nuts off queueing for the water place flume in front of the morrisons shoppers. 

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      Bolton holidays. 

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      Mum and dad came home with a really big telly (Grundig, if that means anything) with a proper remote. Volume + & -, channel up & down and on/off. But it didn't have a wire. A school frien

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    12 hours ago, bolty58 said:

     

    No mate. Not much to understand really. Hazelnuts, nougat and chocolate. Simples.

    What has a hazelnut in every bite?

     

    Squirrel shit!

     

    Old ones are the best.

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    10 hours ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

    What has a hazelnut in every bite?

     

    Squirrel shit!

     

    Old ones are the best.

    :D That's a matter of opinion old bean.

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    On 13/12/2018 at 13:54, Biggish Dave said:

    Have they not changed their name to gypsies now?

    Romanies I believe!!

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    Topics are the most underrated of all chocolate bars - apart from Star Bars.

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    2 minutes ago, kent_white said:

    Topics are the most underrated of all chocolate bars - apart from Star Bars.

    Had a Star Bar the other week. First time in forever. Texans where the daddy when I was a kid!

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    Just now, Smiley said:

    Had a Star Bar the other week. First time in forever. Texans where the daddy when I was a kid!

    What would you give the Star Bar out of ten? I must admit I've never had a Texan - ooh err.....

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    Loved Texan bars - came back for a while in the 90s I think.

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    The original Texans needed softening up on the fireplace, and they still stretched about two foot when biting some off.

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    Warming up chocolate eclairs on the bars of the gas fire. I say warming but usually the chocolate inside would incinerate your toncils.

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    46 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

    The original Texans needed softening up on the fireplace, and they still stretched about two foot when biting some off.

    They ruined my school bag when I left it in to melt, forgot about it and when dried you couldn’t open the fucker again.

    Never eaten caramel like it!

    I also grew up thinking “hold on there Bald Eagle” was an actual phrase as my Dad used to use it all the time to stop me before I ran off and did something daft.

    It was only a couple of years ago me and my sister found out it was from the Texan bar TV ad - “Hold on there bald eagle - whilst I grab my Texan bar!” 

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    Highland Toffee, although different, probably shaded Texans in the tackiness stakes though.

    I do remember at least half the chocolate coating of Texans would end up on the floor - victim of the battle of wills between the Texan and the eater

    Bluebird Toffee was another fucked up treat - you could buy job-specific tiny hammers to assist eating iirc.

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    29 minutes ago, Winchester White said:

    Warming up chocolate eclairs on the bars of the gas fire. I say warming but usually the chocolate inside would incinerate your toncils.

    'Bars of the gas fire' - sounds so quaint now. :) I made toast more than once on ours as a kid...was lovely.

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