Rushing home from school to watch your dad's porn. And then having to rewind the tape back to the exact place it was in!!

The Buff

Video remote control on a wire

 

 

6 hours ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Having to get up and walk to the TV to change stations.

Deep snow in Bolton.

remember early TV remotes connected by a cable.

also, there was a couple of proper winters about 8 years back. but yeah few and far between now.

3 minutes ago, frank_spencer said:

Cheesy Crispy pancakes sustained me through uni.

used to have to add extra cheese though

You had cheese ones over the beef?

You lefty liberal! 

Meet me for a crispy pancake straightener outside the club shop at high noon tomorrow.

No back up squads allowed. 

1 minute ago, gonzo said:

You had cheese ones over the beef?

You lefty liberal! 

Meet me for a crispy pancake straightener outside the club shop at high noon tomorrow.

No back up squads allowed. 

Bring your Fish Slice me and the Cheezy Bois are coming tooled up.

That's what the civil war will be fought over, that or Beef and Tomato vs Chicken and Mushroom Pot Noodles.

Not for me though, I'll be too busy being spineless and checking Citizen Khan for rectal polyps with my tongue.

Edited November 30, 20187 yr by Youri McAnespie

7 minutes ago, freds dad said:

The Buff

Video remote control on a wire

 

 

Mum and dad came home with a really big telly (Grundig, if that means anything) with a proper remote. Volume + & -, channel up & down and on/off. But it didn't have a wire.

A school friend, Tracey Hamilton, was willing to strip for us as long as we didn't "shoot" her with the "infra-red zapper" which we'd told her was highly dangerous if you got between the remote and the telly.

So we let her; all the way down to bra and knickers. Happy days.

16 minutes ago, gonzo said:

You had cheese ones over the beef?

You lefty liberal! 

Meet me for a crispy pancake straightener outside the club shop at high noon tomorrow.

No back up squads allowed. 

Get with the programme Gonch.... Lefties kicking it with a Vesta vibe man innit. 

20 minutes ago, freds dad said:

The Buff

Video remote control on a wire

 

 

How they got the scores printed in the time it took to walk from the paddock to the front car park.

Finding a plastic bag full of porn mags in a bush near an industrial estate. 

Going into work and talking about the previous nights tv without someone mentioning the word spoiler. Spoiler wasn’t even in a dictionary when I was young.

Bolton Holidays

Walking to the end of the road to pick up a copy of the BEN from a lad sat there with a big pile of them because there were no paperboys delivering

25 minutes ago, Boo said:

How they got the scores printed in the time it took to walk from the paddock to the front car park.

That’s a huge exaggeration. 

There was a wagon with some sort of printer next to Orlando Bridge. That’s about 200 yards.

 

Doing a pub crawl on NYE. None of this ticket only bollocks 

Getting into a bit of a scrap at school without someone filming it and being put on trial online by folks who know nothing of the circumstance, motive or background.

That said, I am glad bullies are now much less likely to get away with it but trial by online media is fucking stupid

Sorry, that was arse.

Boiled sweets that stuck to your teeth.

Pop van

Sterilised milk - thank fuck

School bog roll, what was that called again?

Proper gloss paint that stays white

Creosote 

A manual choke on your car

The sound of your modem as it connected to the internet, even better than the speccy loading a game only to fail. Again.

Izal?

Izal, The Pink, taking my grans Makeson bottles back and pop bottles for the refund.

The Pink, sports paper that is

22 hours ago, DazBob said:

Whilst hoping the rumours of razor blades being hidden in the flume weren't true.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-46411533

 

Only half your pocket money for an a home game.

 

Black pey man who used to drive round Bright Meadows in his open backed Transit van, selling hamburgers hot dogs and black peys in the 70's.

Sharing bathwater to save money.

Actually we might have to start doing that against n post Brexit!

And immersion heaters.

On 30/11/2018 at 22:50, Youri McAnespie said:

That's what the civil war will be fought over, that or Beef and Tomato vs Chicken and Mushroom Pot Noodles

 

Bollocks, what sort of animal would choose Chicken & mushroom

This animal...

Nah, neither, I ate one not long ago. They're tiny and, probably due to changes to permissible levels of sodium in 'food' products, even blander than ever.

Tiny now an' all - I had to put it on about five slices of bread to make up for the shortfall. 

 

Edited December 2, 20187 yr by Youri McAnespie

rag and bone man, then picking the horse shit up for your dads roses