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Stand-Up Wiping Part 2

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11 minutes ago, gonzo said:

The more concerning issue in all this is that some fellas wipe back to front. Can’t get my head around that. 

 

A myth, surely? What warped mind would want to spread shite toward their cock and balls - probably a serial-killer type.

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  • Not in Crawley
    Not in Crawley

    I’m honestly shocked that folk sit down to wipe.  Weird.

  • RONNIE PHILLIPS
    RONNIE PHILLIPS

    Yourri doesn't sit down through choice, it's just that for the most part he's incapable of standing.

  • Logistically, a stand up wipe cannot possibly ensure a sparkle clean. Particularly if you are a larger fellow. A sit down wipe means your cheeks are already at full stretch, thus allowing th

33 minutes ago, gonzo said:

The more concerning issue in all this is that some fellas wipe back to front. Can’t get my head around that. 

 

As do a lot of women. It's a common route for bacteria to infiltrate the flangel area - resulting in a UTI. 

 

5 hours ago, Not in Crawley said:

Gravy on battered fish and lifelong stand up wiper. Sitting down? That’s for children and women.

Yourri doesn't sit down through choice, it's just that for the most part he's incapable of standing.

Out of sheer curiosity I just tried a standing wipe. Absolutely no way is it the right thing to do. Filthy animals are standers 

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1 hour ago, RONNIE PHILLIPS said:

Yourri doesn't sit down through choice, it's just that for the most part he's incapable of standing.

'Kinell Et tu RONNIE?

Strangely enough even at [my] pisscan nadir/zenith I always remained standing when not horizontal.

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1 hour ago, MancWanderer said:

Out of sheer curiosity I just tried a standing wipe. Absolutely no way is it the right thing to do. Filthy animals are standers 

You are a scientist, experiment before poo-pooing. You've come to the sane conclusion - stand-up wiping is an act of the deranged.

17 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

'Kinell Et tu RONNIE?

Strangely enough even at [my] pisscan nadir/zenith I always remained standing when not horizontal.

Fair play to you sir! 

1 hour ago, MancWanderer said:

Out of sheer curiosity I just tried a standing wipe. Absolutely no way is it the right thing to do. Filthy animals are standers 

Sitting is the act of an ape; gorillas sometimes eat their own shit iirc.

52 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Sitting is the act of an ape; gorillas sometimes eat their own shit iirc.

You shit stood up?

52 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

 

3 minutes ago, Spider said:

You shit stood up?

 

Nah,  be running down the legs.

But sitting to wipe- why do apes have such long arms- so they can reach around for lunch?

6 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Nah,  be running down the legs.

But sitting to wipe- why do apes have such long arms- so they can reach around for lunch?

Ok, quick survey.

is your missus a sitter or a stander? If a sitter, have you tried to educate her?

1 minute ago, Spider said:

Ok, quick survey.

is your missus a sitter or a stander? If a sitter, have you tried to educate her?

I've not got the foggiest. Being part of a modern civilised society, I don't need to watch.

Sitters however, well I'm not sure you've evolved quite so far yet.

 

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Trump persiflagers = stand uppers.

Royalwhite aside, a normal bloke - he supports Don but is normal in his toilet. Fair play.

Are you all insane?

We sit to shit...what posses you to stand up, clench cheeks, then wipe? Monsters

3 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said:

You are a scientist, experiment before poo-pooing. You've come to the sane conclusion - stand-up wiping is an act of the deranged.

I am a scientist. Fact. Bsc Hons if you care to believe. OK it was a 3rd class because I fucked around a tad too much, but it was still an Honours degree. And I still believe that so-called facts need to be tested. So I did, As a scientist

And as a true scientist, follow-up is everything. No true investigative study is worthy without follow up 

2 hours later.......

  • Toilet roll did nothing - just got stuck on dried up bits of clag
  • Wet wipes - just smeared a top layer everywhere
  • Hosepipe - sprayed everyone nearby and the neighbours complained
  • Kaarcher jet-wash - cleared it all away

Whilst occasionally pleasurable (for scientific reasons obviously) having my ring decontaminated, I stand (erm) by my assertion that a sit-down wipe is easier and by far more hygienic 

19 hours ago, Not in Crawley said:

You sitters are a bit too fundamental.

Which is why you’re all a bit odd.

T'lads reet. Sitters need to get them glutes firmed up a bit then they don't have to be sat spreadeagled like on a gynaecologists chair to get at their clackervalves.

Obsessive cleaner me and a lifetime stander upperer (once I could walk of course).

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On 17/02/2019 at 15:28, gonzo said:

The more concerning issue in all this is that some fellas wipe back to front. Can’t get my head around that. 

 

I do that my small arms wont reach round the back

 

so I wipe like a bird wipes her clout

fuck knows how NB manages it

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