How shit were they?

Pub rock.

Out Of plastecine

Fuck off

25 minutes ago, MancWanderer said:

My favourite mash up of all time

The other two weren't bad either, Submusic and Finally Did You No Wrong

talking of b sides

the b side to Under The Bridge is RHCPs best song I reckon

 

Finally a band I hate more than Oasis.

With every fibre of my being. 

4 hours ago, Not in Crawley said:

Finally a band I hate more than Oasis.

With every fibre of my being. 

Why?

Just can't stand the singing, the funk rock, the 'wacky' personas, the songs, the lyrics, the fact walk into any continental European city and you'll see a RHCP t shirt within five minutes worn by someone you knows uses the word Dude without irony, the endless skeppiddy dippipity boppity Californnniiiiaaaaa every other track, the book Scar Tissue and bassist who calls himself Flea, the fact as soon as an acoustic guitar is passed round someone will start playing Under the Bridge and sing with their eyes closed, the murdering of Higher Ground, the socks on cocks, the name, that Roller Coaster of Love video, the cameos in Point Break...

That aside...

 

🤣🤣🤣

The greatest quote of all time in the history of music, 

"I’m forever near a stereo saying, ‘What the fuck is this garbage? ‘ And the answer is always the Red Hot Chili Peppers.” — Nick Cave

44 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

Just can't stand the singing, the funk rock, the 'wacky' personas, the songs, the lyrics, the fact walk into any continental European city and you'll see a RHCP t shirt within five minutes worn by someone you knows uses the word Dude without irony, the endless skeppiddy dippipity boppity Californnniiiiaaaaa every other track, the book Scar Tissue and bassist who calls himself Flea, the fact as soon as an acoustic guitar is passed round someone will start playing Under the Bridge and sing with their eyes closed, the murdering of Higher Ground, the socks on cocks, the name, that Roller Coaster of Love video, the cameos in Point Break...

That aside...

 

You don’t half talk some shite

3 minutes ago, Rudy said:

You don’t half talk some shite

Probably copied and pasted from somewhere else and couldn’t wait for an opportunity to post it

the bloke in point break was shit though 

6 minutes ago, DirtySanchez said:

Probably copied and pasted from somewhere else and couldn’t wait for an opportunity to post it

the bloke in point break was shit though 

Nope - all my own work, you see I'm quite good at writing copy, I do it everyday.

Why is it shite? You know what is shite?

The Red Hot Chilli Peppers.

Music for people who don't like music.

In fairness to NiC, they are shit.

28 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

Nope - all my own work, you see I'm quite good at writing copy, I do it everyday.

Why is it shite? You know what is shite?

The Red Hot Chilli Peppers.

Music for people who don't like music.

You listen to CANNIBAL CORPSE. I’ve said it before the audacity for anyone to say they are good but other artists are shite is staggering. 
I don’t particularly care for RHCP but fucking hell they haven’t done a song called I Cum Blood, so therefore your opinion to me on how good certain music is null and void. 

Edited May 25, 20215 yr by Rudy

This is never not going to be funny;

 

16 minutes ago, Rudy said:

You listen to CANNIBAL CORPSE. I’ve said it before the audacity for anyone to say they are good but other artists are shite is staggering. 
I don’t particularly care for RHCP but fucking hell they haven’t done a song called I Cum Blood, so therefore your opinion to me on how good certain music is null and void. 

I also like a song called Vomited Anal Tract by Carcass and Sebelius' An Festivo. Both of which I've had on today.

Music is a rich feast, dig in!

Just avoid the Red Hot Chilli side plates.

 

 

1 hour ago, Not in Crawley said:

Nope - all my own work, you see I'm quite good at writing copy, I do it everyday.

Why is it shite? You know what is shite?

The Red Hot Chilli Peppers.

Music for people who don't like music.

So in summary you don’t like them then 😐

Just now, emus wig said:

So in summary you don’t like them then 😐

Nah, love them. Big RHCP logo tat on my chest.

37 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

I also like a song called Vomited Anal Tract by Carcass and Sebelius' An Festivo. Both of which I've had on today.

Music is a rich feast, dig in!

Just avoid the Red Hot Chilli side plates.

 

 

😂

Right

Ive steered largely clear of this thread for a bit as music is obviously subjective and it’s arguments that will go round in circles.

However, I WILL judge a band on its live performances, as that is the benchmark they use.

I have seen RHCP 5 times (3 times at festivals and twice on purpose). On each occasion they were dull as shite and their “sound” just got lost as soon as it came out of the speakers.

Theyre like watching a Phil Parkinson team. Drab, ineffective and most folk watching were halfway out the door long before the final whistle.

I liked Blood sugar sex magic for a while, but bizarrely I grew to find it a bit tedious. Decent albums will grow on you.

They do a song called Aeroplane that is uniquely awful and would get lesser bands shot.

I don’t hate them, by the way. But their success baffles me. I think they fall into a category of being a band that it’s cool to like.

You can buy a Ramones tshirt in Tesco, but I’d be surprised if most people buying them even know the Ramones are a music act.

What?
You mean owning a Ramones t-shirt isn't the epitome of cool?

5 minutes ago, Spider said:

Right

Ive steered largely clear of this thread for a bit as music is obviously subjective and it’s arguments that will go round in circles.

However, I WILL judge a band on its live performances, as that is the benchmark they use.

I have seen RHCP 5 times (3 times at festivals and twice on purpose). On each occasion they were dull as shite and their “sound” just got lost as soon as it came out of the speakers.

Theyre like watching a Phil Parkinson team. Drab, ineffective and most folk watching were halfway out the door long before the final whistle.

I liked Blood sugar sex magic for a while, but bizarrely I grew to find it a bit tedious. Decent albums will grow on you.

They do a song called Aeroplane that is uniquely awful and would get lesser bands shot.

Aeroplane is shocking. Dave Navarro overplaying, kids singing. God god awful

Anyways some of my favourite Oasis songs

 

Headshrinker for me

By the way

I know many of you probably wonder about this from time to time

But the “perfect” pop song is still very much up for debate.

Admittedly, there are only 2 genuine contenders, and it’s one of these:

 

Edited May 25, 20215 yr by Spider

33 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Anyways some of my favourite Oasis songs

 

Mine - 

 

I think. Could change my mind.