You look like cunts.

That is all.

Gays

I wouldn't get married to Jennifer Lawrence, but if I did, I would not wear a ring.

Getting married and having a ring, why not just have gay sex with David Furnish?

17 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

You look like cunts.

That is all.

I’m presuming you’re excluding wedding rings?

If not, why on earth would anybody be derided for wearing a wedding ring???

They're signifiers of living an effeminate lifestyle.

According to Corinthians.

And if you spend time outdoors yoy acquire a tan line - precluding any shagging about apart from with utter slags who don't Care.

How much should a 'man' ring cost? Just twist the foil from a pack of Softmints for the ceremony...

One of Rees Moggs tunes.

 

Edited September 18, 20214 yr by leigh white

My old man never wore one, my bil weny through about eight due to removing them to shag about...

7 minutes ago, desperado said:

I’m presuming you’re excluding wedding rings?

If not, why on earth would anybody be derided for wearing a wedding ring???

For getting married, 95% of marriages end up with the bloke living in a dosshouse. Tipping up 70% of his wages.

1 minute ago, Youri McAnespie said:

For getting married, 95% of marriages end up with the bloke living in a dosshouse. Tipping up 70% of his wages.

Ok I look like a cunt then. 

20 years next year, which I believe is the China anniversary 

I wear zero jewellery. That sort of stuff should just be left for the lovely ladies.

** I did have my ear pierced twice when I was a teen. I looked fuckin' ace 🙄

It’s a personal preference like tattoos. Wrong to judge people on it.  But crack on 

If you want to favver Little Richard, Joey Boswell or Noel Gallagher that's Your prerogative...

First non-family wedding I went to, some bird mate of my then bird, marrying some Army bloke, the ones who wear red coats as dress uniform, she was still in her teens him thirty+, too old for her, I was out on the piss the night before, the hen night, bumped into my gf, "where's the hen?" - she's On the Parish church Shagging some lad from our year at school.

The next day, after army lad and loads of his piss drinking Mates pitched up they were having photos took outside the church - some rapscallion had previously daubed a cock, balls and pubes with spunk lines on the steps of the church, how apt I thought - the photogtapher probably photoshopped it out...

I thought 'what a farce'...

And vowed never to wed nor wear rings there and then.

Edited September 18, 20214 yr by Youri McAnespie

I have a wedding ring which I wear about as often as not and a fairly cheap watch I sometimes wear.

I don’t particularly like jewellery but no issue with anyone wearing it or not. Bigger things to get upset about

25 minutes ago, desperado said:

Ok I look like a cunt then. 

20 years next year, which I believe is the China anniversary 

Does that mean you start eating bats?

 

Ridiculing over wearing a wedding ring probably why you’re not married Youri get a grip

1 minute ago, Rudy said:

Does that mean you start eating bats?

I told her it means I’ll get her a Chinese Take away

Or at best take her to Abacus 😂

I'm not upset, it's contemptible - I wouldn't be arsed if any prospective Wife didn't want one either.

I reckon' they're Unneeded - if you fuck all the time why need rings in the way?

1 minute ago, desperado said:

I told her it means I’ll get her a Chinese Take away

Or at best take her to Abacus 😂

So bats then 😂

I wear a ring. I’m always sceptical at fellas who are married who don’t wear them. Like they don’t want people to know that they’re married. Shady really 

3 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Does that mean you start eating bats?

 

Ridiculing over wearing a wedding ring probably why you’re not married Youri get a grip

I'm not married because I was rinsed without even being wed...

The seven year itch is real - they did studies With chimps.

After six years you may as well be shacked up with your brother/sister.

Just now, Rudy said:

So bats then 😂

I wear a ring. I’m always sceptical at fellas who are married who don’t wear them. Like they don’t want people to know that they’re married. Shady really 

Oe they don't want to look like Derek Acorah('s ghost)..?

2 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Oe they don't want to look like Derek Acorah('s ghost)..?

You been at the bostik?

Milfs on hen dos/nights out love a wedding ring. 

Fact.

 

Bostick isn't solvent-based, it's acidic acrylic.

If you want to wear gold hooped earrings like Right Said Fred no-one's stopping you...

 

Just now, gonzo said:

Milfs on hen dos/nights out love a wedding ring. 

Fact.

 

Wrong, I mooted this theory with my late mam, before she pegged it, she proposed carrying out such an experiment, she worked at the hospital so had probably pilfered many a man's band, she gave me one to wear to no real difference - I still attracted slatterns, so abandoned the experiment, unfortunately It was summer, so I had a tan line, met a really nice good looking girl in North, getting on great until she noticed my 'wedding ring' tanline, I dunno if she thought I was wed or that my 'experiment' explanation was strange as fuck, but she went reet off me. 🙁

6 minutes ago, gonzo said:

Milfs on hen dos/nights out love a wedding ring. 

Fact.

 

Its a like a beacon for ho's. 

8 minutes ago, gonzo said:

Milfs on hen dos/nights out love a wedding ring. 

Fact.

 

Absolutely. I carry one around with me for such occasions