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Tough Guy Eammon Holmes Strikes Again...


Youri McAnespie

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"In 1985, Holmes married his first wife, Gabrielle Holmes, with whom he has three children, Declan, Rebecca and Niall. They separated in 1994, due to Holmes' father's death and journalism career taking a toll on their marriage. In 1994, Holmes began dating Ruth Langsford, but the couple kept their relationship secret out of respect for Gabrielle and their children..."

Course they did, he definitely wasn't thumbing his flaccid nob up Ruth behind his wife's back or owt...

And Langsford got the co-host job on TV-AM on merit and merit alone.

He only went home to Belfast probably to stick another few tupperware sandwich boxes of £20 notes from 'personal appearances' (brown envelopes only) in his attic.

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He was probably so pissed even Anne could've give him a good hiding.

Pointy toe high heel to his drink atrophied bollocks, then poke the cunt in the eye with a manicured fingernail.

He'd be rolling around on the floor like his gay idol CR7, probably piss his trousers too.

And the drunken bastard shouldn't have gone on 'The Celebrity Weakest Link' if he didn't want insults - everyone and their dog knows Robinson winds up the contestants before each question...

Member of the public or 'Celeb' get a few home truths - it's part of the show's format.

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I'm surprised that the GMTV people didn't know Holmes' 'water' jug on set was filled instead with Pôitin, him so drunk by 9am that Lorraine Kelly often had to semi-carry him back to him and his mistresses's Ruth Lanhsford's lavish £600,000 dressing room.

The cushions would be hastily replaced for Lorraine as he often sharted and there was seepage...

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He gives me the creeps...(Schofield)

Holmes is such a drunk he couldn't diddle woman, man, child or beast.

He's not been potent in any way shape or form since 2003, even with Viagra and Cialis use.

So, unfortunately, he's clean on that front...

'Pip' presumably Schofield, has always creeped me out, I'm not gay so I've never watched that thing with Holly.

But those green-screened adverts with his head on someone else doing kick-ups or Yoga etc. they give me the willies.

He only 'came out' as The Sun went to him with evidence of certain acts with a 17/18 yr old (male) runner (as in gopher, aptly, not an athlete).

"Give us an exclusive or we run this - either way you're secret's out on Monday - you have until noon Sunday to decide..."

Said Rupert Murdoch - before hanging up and cackling maniacally.

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13 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said:

I worry about you.

That's the second time in as many months you've said "he's a twat but he's reet..."

He's a fat, flatulent, bad circulation, drunken alcoholic plastic műnchen bully...

And this affects you and your life because…?

 

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2 hours ago, MickyD said:

And this affects you and your life because…?

 

Because I have extreme dislike for fat, flatulent, bad circulation, drunken alcoholic plastic műnchen bullies...

And everytime I put the telly on of a morning there he is bleary-eyed and still drunk off the previous night's excess of póitin...

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