My money's on:

 

Bruce Forsythe and Maggie Thatcher

I'll have cyril fletcher, him of the odd ode.

I'll have cyril fletcher, him of the odd ode.

 

Phew! Got it in just in time!

I'll have cyril fletcher, him of the odd odour

 

Cheats never prosper [-X

alex ferguson

martin o'neil

neil lennon

roy keane

paddy crerrand

mickey thomas

eric cantona

lou macari

bobby/jackie charlton

nobby stiles

norman whiteside

bryan robson

tommy burns

chris sutton

graham souness

george best

packie bonnar

john hartson

henrik larsson

 

 

 

you did say wish list :-s

 

if not and any of the above croak i'll be :D/

Johnny Adair. The local rag up there's even had a vote on whether he should be allowed back or not cos he's out this month. And our survey says x

george best

joan collins

david blunkett

ken livingstone

ozzy osbourne

a corgi belonging to the queen

george best

joan collins

david blunkett

ken livingstone

ozzy osbourne

a corgi belonging to the queen

 

what would be interesting is if all the above died in the same accident! eg Blunketts dog fucks off to shack up with some bitch, so the Queen lends him a corgi; meanwhile, George Best and Joan Collins have become an item after meeting in hospital (he was having another new liver carefully crafted from her discarded liver spots) at which Ken was opening a new wing that very very day. So all three get chatting and realise that Ozzy is also there, his liver having a body transplant - so all 4 head out onto the Kings road and of course the corgi, who is walking with Blunkett on the other side of the road, reckognises Ozzy from that Jubillee concert and dashes over the road to greet him - dragging Blunkett with him. Car swerves, bam! Now what are the odds of that

george best

joan collins

david blunkett

ken livingstone

ozzy osbourne

a corgi belonging to the queen

 

what would be interesting is if all the above died in the same accident! eg Blunketts dog fucks off to shack up with some bitch, so the Queen lends him a corgi; meanwhile, George Best and Joan Collins have become an item after meeting in hospital (he was having another new liver carefully crafted from her discarded liver spots) at which Ken was opening a new wing that very very day. So all three get chatting and realise that Ozzy is also there, his liver having a body transplant - so all 4 head out onto the Kings road and of course the corgi, who is walking with Blunkett on the other side of the road, reckognises Ozzy from that Jubillee concert and dashes over the road to greet him - dragging Blunkett with him. Car swerves, bam! Now what are the odds of that

 

Dunno, but how about Final Destination Three....

HORWICH ITK

how do i collect my winnings?

Dead certs - Pope and Shane McGowan

Maybe - Queen

Outsider - Michael Barrymore (suicide)

Long shot -  Gazza

 

Should have gone for Barrymore's ex missus instead

Pete Waterman

Bernard Manning

Colin Farrell (in a James Dean-style accident)

Ronnie Barker

 

PB O:)

Don't phone - it's just for fun

how do i collect my winnings?

 

You still owe me a million quid on Brixton scoring the first goal for WanderersWaynes FC! :D/

 

Dead certs - Pope and Shane McGowan

Maybe - Queen

Outsider - Michael Barrymore (suicide)

Long shot -  Gazza

 

Should have gone for Barrymore's ex missus instead

 

Do I not get 1 and a half points for being a cert and a close one #-o

 

Still time for the others yet!

I reckon we should have a half-term review or something in June. And then all cast our new votes and predictions then.

 

I don't reckon the Pope will hang on for much longer. And the Queen Mom has gotta be on her last legs by now. My overseas prediction is going to be Ronald Reagan. And my long shot Johnny Ramone.

I reckon we should have a half-term review or something in June. And then all cast our new votes and predictions then.

 

I don't reckon the Pope will hang on for much longer. And the Queen Mom has gotta be on her last legs by now. My overseas prediction is going to be Ronald Reagan. And my long shot Johnny Ramone.

 

Closer to home, I'll have Fred Dibnah!

Pope John Paul II

Charlton Heston

Ted Heath

Sir John Mills

Vera Lynn

Britney Spears

 

AND another point for EG

I'll have EG and SatanGreavsie they've been hanging on for years.

I'll have EG and SatanGreavsie they've been hanging on for years.  

 

Oi you. Be respectful to your elders.

I reckon (was gonna say go for) Mo Mowlam

I reckon (was gonna say go for) Mo Mowlam

 

Dam! Was gonna say her but you beat me to it

 

Although she beat us both to it!

so thats two politicians in a month

 

i am going for a treble.....tony benn

Surely Michael Foot has got to go sooner or later.

 

Probably during a football match eh green genie? :-"

Surely Michael Foot has got to go sooner or later.

 

Probably during a football match eh green genie? :-"

 

None of ours have been that exciting. The old boy will be at Palace tomorrow though. so when Johnson goes for the triple pike his blood pressure may do for him.

 

or possibly our new "celeb" fan Dawn French will sit on him.

george best

joan collins

david blunkett

ken livingstone

ozzy osbourne

a corgi belonging to the queen

 

george best is nearly there!

Ronnie Barker