seasoned Traveller

Unexpected item in the bagging area!!! Yes my hands trying to pack it right!!!!!!

You've got shit on yer shoes and I'm the shoe shine boy, ya shitty shoed bastard.

Lalwless with Tom Hardy. Not bad, and a bit gruesome.

Treat your Camel like your woman, get into her 5 times a day and take her to heaven and back. Lord Flasheart

I don't know, have I.

Managing Man Yoo U21's. Never knew that.

Two biggest for me. Bradford and Hereford. To come back from 2-0 v Chelsea was unbelievable, and Hereford who were non league playing on of the biggest teams of their day.

Loads, but today was Junglist Massive by General Levy. Wicked Wicked

Same here Bigtoe, reet nice lad Craig, bit younger than me, Smiley and Cramps year at Georgies, did hang around with us for a while, I think Jonny Brandrick fancied his sister. Bloody Shame.

Brian Aspen beat one of those wrestlers out of Foxcatcher.

He had some chin did Staverne.

My Sheff Wed colleagues say they are shite and home and we should turn them over

Mooncresta, I swear no frigger could beat me.

Dark Knight, I know its been out ages, but very good. Heath Ledger was quality, bloody shame he jossed it so young.

Sent down, that's a bit woof

Anyroad, one of my best mates is a muslim. Wayne Cramp.

Associates then.....twat

I have Muslim friends through cricket, and most can take a joke and have a laugh. I asked one of them what he was studying last season, his response maths and chemistry, I said come handy for making bombs and he pissed himself, we even ask to check their bags in the changing rooms, all taken in jest. You cant tar all with the same brush, like saying all paddies were in the IRA, not all are fucking ravin loonies only the minority. Problem is, is not a war when one side will surrender after defeat, these men are off the scale, not afraid of dying themselves, believing they will get 100 virgins when they die, weird, but we all have different beliefs in life. This wont stop, it will go on for years.

Heidi Range Kim Catteral

Gillian Kearney Barry Grant Frankie Vaughan Sizzler

Our maud made a good last night re Ken Morley. He gets to victimised for saying he likes to look at the girls arses, yet Edwina Currie couldn't get enough of young Jake Quickenden in IM a Celeb and everyone thinks it's funny cos she's an old bird, yet class Ken as a dirty owd man.

Reg has been booted out

I cant see us selling out, half five, on telly. No chance.

What were that teacher called who used to come on here, got done for selling Marching Powder at his school? Did he go back to teaching?

Kearsley Queer, I bet you sup in the cricket club with wayne Cramp, Whitewhiz and Zurichwhite.