downed his pint
got ready to go
then realised he'd left his tickets* at home
*possibly the biggest footy tickets I've ever seen, had to fold it 20 times just to fit it in my pocket
ps: DSmiley, Fenny, Fenny Senior, Jay C and Mrs C aren't allowed to take part in this guessing game
pps: I can't take the piss as I've just left a massive bag of skunk in the pub